Not going to get any better when they release hundreds of prisoners early, some of who will have nowhere to go to. Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night, the bartender thinks that nothing could possibly top the first trick so he agrees.

The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.

"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."

The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."

The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.

The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.

"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered.

"The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Although the Olympics are over you can still buy most of the merchandising stuff. A man told his wife that he had got some Olympic condoms and they were made in Gold, Silver and Bronze and said I think we should try Gold tonight. She replied, why don't you try Silver and cum second for a change?


Jimbo

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. "Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go...?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do whatever you want." So here I am! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend, and they make love for hours.
Afterwards, as they're lying in bed together, the woman's home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation.
Hello? Oh, hey I'm so glad that you called Really? That's wonderful Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time Oh, that sounds terrific Love you, too. Bye.
She hangs up the phone and her lover looks at her curiously. Who was that? he asks.
Oh, she replies. Just my husband. He was telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you. Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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