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 Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
 9th Dec 2024 12:12 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2149 · Views: 925303 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Thanks for the advice Andy.
I had a dream the other night. I was in a shop with all the Christmas stuff and the assistant was about to answer that most difficult question. "What to get your wi ... |
| 7 years, cost £15,700+ |
Jimboland
14th Nov 2024 9:03 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 42 · Views: 1930 · Subject: 7 years, cost £15,700+ |
| I bought my FL2 new in 2012, so it is 12 and a half years old now and only done about 50,000 miles. So far I have replaced the tyres and had a new windscreen. I change the windscreen wiper blades eve ... |
| disable headlights |
Jimboland
29th Oct 2024 10:28 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 4 · Views: 439 · Subject: disable headlights |
| Lots of cars have dipped headlights on all the time and it seems to be a trend that is increasing. So you have a choice, turn them off or join the club. For me I would leave them on as in today's so ... |
| What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
Jimboland
16th Oct 2024 10:10 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 15 · Views: 954 · Subject: What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
Oh those modern lables, L, GL and GXL. You knew you were somebody when you moved up from Stanard to DeLuxe.
Jimbo (showing my age) |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
6th Oct 2024 3:47 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 1172 · Subject: Transmission error message |
Update. Mystery solved.
After a week of the same transmission fault message another diagnostic check was done and this showed a problem with the module - which I think is a computer gismo which con ... |
| PAS fluid colour |
Jimboland
6th Oct 2024 3:36 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 12 · Views: 924 · Subject: PAS fluid colour |
"Just gave me a slight turn..."
Of the steering wheel ???
Jimbo
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| EVs vs ICE |
Jimboland
27th Sep 2024 9:49 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 61 · Views: 4363 · Subject: EVs vs ICE |
RFL ? I think the Road Fund Licence officially ceased in 1955.
I thought it was now VED . "car tax" Smile Its got nothing to do with funding the roads anyway- thats all in general taxatio ... |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
26th Sep 2024 10:24 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 1172 · Subject: Transmission error message |
The Haldex pump, oil and filter has been changed and the software updated but the problem still persists.
My inde' LR specialist has contacted Bell Engineering (I think they are mates) and has been ... |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
19th Sep 2024 10:09 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 1172 · Subject: Transmission error message |
The problem has been traced to a failed pump in the Haldex unit. My local indie is fixing it today £Ouch. Regretably I don't have the ability to do the job myself.
Jimbo |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
15th Sep 2024 7:02 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2149 · Views: 925303 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
| Although the Olympics are over you can still buy most of the merchandising stuff. A man told his wife that he had got some Olympic condoms and they were made in Gold, Silver and Bronze and said I thi ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
10th Sep 2024 11:02 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2149 · Views: 925303 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
| Today thousands of prisoners are being released early due to overcrowding in prisons. Many of them will be homeless and be at risk of re-offending and sent back to jail but those who are homeless sho ... |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
1st Sep 2024 3:50 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 1172 · Subject: Transmission error message |
Thanks for the info everyone. Unfortunately I don't have the skills so it is a trip to my local indepenant LR specialist. I'll keep you informed.
Jimbo |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
30th Aug 2024 10:48 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2149 · Views: 925303 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
| It was Jennifer's 16th birthday. She was a very happy, vivacious and good looking young lady and she had just passed her school exams so she had a combined birthday/exam result party and all her frie ... |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
30th Aug 2024 10:28 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 1172 · Subject: Transmission error message |
Fl2 2012 GS SD4 Auto. 48,000 miles.
I get the error message Transmission fault Traction reduced coming up after about half a mile.
The car seems to be driving normally with no loss of performan ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
22nd Aug 2024 10:00 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2149 · Views: 925303 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
A farmer was into tractors in a big way. Apart from the tractors he used every day on his farm he had a large collection of all sorts of tractors that he kept in his barn.
One day while he was mov ... |
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