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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
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5th Oct 2010 6:47 pm |
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philsh Member Since: 20 Sep 2008 Location: Between a rock and a hard place Posts: 537 |
Very good CG Gone - TD4 XS Auto, Sumatra Black, Mud flaps and side strips, clear indicators, private plate, privacy glass |
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5th Oct 2010 6:49 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
Something I came across today........
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6th Oct 2010 6:19 pm |
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xtattsbox Member Since: 26 Jan 2010 Location: Suffolk Posts: 413 |
One for C.G....
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7th Oct 2010 10:13 am |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
There's this guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He sits there, staring at his drink like that for over an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, takes the guy's drink from the bar, and knocks it back in one.
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22nd Oct 2010 1:05 pm |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
Two blondes driving to Disneyland see a road sign - Disneyland Left - so they went home.
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22nd Oct 2010 1:07 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
A man haven't paid taxes for a long time, always finding ways to fool the IRS.
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22nd Oct 2010 2:52 pm |
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hinchy Member Since: 08 Jan 2009 Location: Stockport Posts: 779 |
My missus says I'm immature, and we should set aside a day so that we can talk... Like that's gonna happen in the middle of conker season! |
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22nd Oct 2010 4:59 pm |
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hinchy Member Since: 08 Jan 2009 Location: Stockport Posts: 779 |
My missus says I'm immature, and we should set aside a day so that we can talk... Like that's gonna happen in the middle of conker season! |
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22nd Oct 2010 5:02 pm |
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vectis Member Since: 30 Jul 2006 Location: IOW Posts: 114 |
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
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22nd Oct 2010 6:10 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
Q: What is love?
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6th Nov 2010 10:22 pm |
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vectis Member Since: 30 Jul 2006 Location: IOW Posts: 114 |
Hypnotism at The Care Home
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22nd Nov 2010 11:37 pm |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who, like most Scotsmen, was very interested in making a few bob where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
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24th Nov 2010 9:16 am |
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AndyC Member Since: 30 Nov 2007 Location: Where the snow dosen't melt when the sun is shining! Posts: 4165 |
"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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24th Nov 2010 11:07 am |
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