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Dougden Member Since: 10 May 2008 Location: N W Kent Posts: 288 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Apologies for capitals but hey, that's cut and paste for ya!
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Dougden Member Since: 10 May 2008 Location: N W Kent Posts: 288 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day and said, 'Alastair , I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back Middle England '.
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Dougden Member Since: 10 May 2008 Location: N W Kent Posts: 288 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
THIS is creepy!
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Dougden Member Since: 10 May 2008 Location: N W Kent Posts: 288 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda |
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Dave Member Since: 04 Jul 2007 Location: Somewhere Near You Posts: 2666 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
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Dougden Member Since: 10 May 2008 Location: N W Kent Posts: 288 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
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Rowy Member Since: 20 Aug 2008 Location: Lake District Posts: 686 ![]() |
A fella says to his wife "get ya self ready me, you and the dog are going fishing"
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mcphersonstrut Member Since: 21 Jul 2009 Location: In the land of 2 wheel drive and 60mpg Posts: 2164 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A London lawyer and a Yorkshireman are sitting next to each other on a long flight to Leeds .
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 ![]() |
A very beautiful girl is working for some time now on a bawdy-house without her relatives to know about it.
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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20090 ![]() ![]() |
Found this whilst reading another forum and how this guy flushed his Mustang Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis |
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Very Annoyed Member Since: 19 Feb 2006 Location: Surrey seems to be the hardest word! Posts: 87 ![]() |
What a numpty! Red Neck? RRS 2.7 TDV6 HSE Zambezi silver, Alpaca, Privicy Glass, Sun roof, PTI, Tasmod's sills, DVD for the offspring, Sex on wheels! RRSPORT.CO.UK sticker on back window! S/C grill & Vents, Front & Rear Lamp Guards, Driving lamps and mud in places you wouldn't believe!
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13291 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A Farmer named CG.
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AndyC Member Since: 30 Nov 2007 Location: Where the snow dosen't melt when the sun is shining! Posts: 4165 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13291 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
just found this pic on the net |
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