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GundogSD4



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England 2015 Freelander 2 SD4 Metropolis LE Auto Santorini Black

My mate with a stutter was telling us about his nanna, By the time his was finished we were all singing Hey Jude.


My Grandad always said "as one door closes another opens"
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.


Elderly couple in church, the wife turns to her husband and says I"ve just done a silent fart , what should i do?
The husband replies put new batteries in your hearing aid. 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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GundogSD4



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England 2015 Freelander 2 SD4 Metropolis LE Auto Santorini Black

I was in the pub a couple of months ago with my mate and these four huge bastards started mouthing off at us,

Pretend we're the Police my mate said,

I only got half way through the first verse of Roxanne before they'd kicked the Censored out of us. 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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archie98



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England 2007 Freelander 2 TD4 SE Auto Stornoway Grey

Just seen your username, I take it your a shooting man, if so what dog's do you have.
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GundogSD4



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English springers and a pet Beagle. 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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archie98



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England 2007 Freelander 2 TD4 SE Auto Stornoway Grey

Best gundog going, I have a young spanner myself we've been doing back to back day's this season, picking up on one beating on the other. 👍👍
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GundogSD4



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Agreed mate, we were out yesterday down in Devon, i ran my bitch and she got a second Thumbs Up 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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GundogSD4



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What gun/guns do you use? 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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archie98



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England 2007 Freelander 2 TD4 SE Auto Stornoway Grey

Browning 725, Winchester semi auto, 4.10, and a logun Axor with nv for the rat's
Well done with dog 👍
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GundogSD4



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Thats more of a fookin Arsenal that a collection... Shocked

I have a Beretta 686 silver pigeon 1.
And have recently bought a used Blaser f16, only used it 5-6 times but really like it Thumbs Up 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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Brainzzz



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just to add to the talk of guns..

beretta evo 12g
beretta semi auto 12g
kofs 12g
remington 1100 semi auto
AYA sxs 12g
an un named spanish sxs 12g
BSA 410 bolt action
Bakial 12g
Browning 223 centre fire
CZ 17hmr
CZ 22lr

2x air rifles

and a catapult........

Three shooters in this house 2011 SD4 XS
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GundogSD4



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Burglars beware!!! 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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archie98



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GundogSD4 wrote:
Thats more of a fookin Arsenal that a collection... Shocked

I have a Beretta 686 silver pigeon 1.
And have recently bought a used Blaser f16, only used it 5-6 times but really like it Thumbs Up

I also have a Laurona and an other air rifle, just getting ready for the revolution 😂😂😂
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Brainzzz



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GundogSD4 wrote:
Burglars beware!!!


yes your not wrong i have a wife best protection ever... 2011 SD4 XS
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GundogSD4



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Ditto Thumbs Up 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!
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GundogSD4 wrote:
Thats more of a fookin Arsenal that a collection... Shocked


With a view to getting this back on topic, he's probably a better shot Rolling with laughter
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