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archie98 Member Since: 18 Oct 2011 Location: derbyshire Posts: 709 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sorry for going off topic normal service may resume |
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Deafender Member Since: 09 Mar 2019 Location: Buckingham Posts: 98 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ultimate Weight Loss Programme?
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dorsetfreelander Member Since: 20 Jul 2013 Location: Dorset Posts: 4354 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A single farmer living in the outback of Australiagets a call from his neighbour who lives over 50 miles away. The conversation goes "Hi there, we haven't met up for months and I was thinking of having a get together next weekend, you know the sort of thing, get loads of booze in, plenty of food, loud music, get some sex going - all the usual party stuff. Can you make to the party?"
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, Who do you let in first?
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Largered Member Since: 10 Jul 2016 Location: UK Posts: 1978 ![]() |
.How many wives have you gone through thus far ?
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
wife and dog missing
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Andy131 Member Since: 09 Dec 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 2187 ![]() ![]() |
Not sure this should be in the humour section as it's actually true - but here goes.
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree dog first,
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GundogSD4 Member Since: 04 Dec 2019 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 478 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sorry to put this in the humour section but this is regarding Julie, the aforementioned Bills wife
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Largered Member Since: 10 Jul 2016 Location: UK Posts: 1978 ![]() |
Gundog, do you not have the Electric Hook-up Freelander option. ??
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GundogSD4 Member Since: 04 Dec 2019 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 478 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Afraid not |
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GundogSD4 Member Since: 04 Dec 2019 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 478 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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MotionInc Member Since: 17 Jun 2019 Location: North America Posts: 1369 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
^^^^^ And there you have it......something truly messed up, thank you for that |
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