There I was parked up eating my sandwich this lunchtime in a layby minding my own business and a high sided pickup coming the other way pulled in behind me and reversed back - I was watching in my rear view mirror thinking "he's getting pretty close" then the inevitable THUD followed.

Pickup pulled forward and I got out to survey the damage - not a single mark!!

Even the apologetic guy who rear arsed me (that doesnt sound right somehow) was shocked to see nothing other that a light dirt mark that come off with his fingers - gee's i knew grease lightning was good but i didnt know it was that good!!

There may be hidden damage to the internal bumper backer reinforcement bar, also if you have park sensors they might be defective now. Worth a recheck methinks !
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Kind regards from Fred 2010GS Auto ex Celeb, Santorini Black, 2011 facelift , spoiler, spats, mudflaps, LED footwell lamps, Witter detach,
Other cars:-
1958 & 1959 Austin J40 Pedal Cars under restoration (I make many J40 parts)
If you have an Austin J40 or Pathfinder Pedal Car looking for a new home pls PM me.
2009 Meriva

tailgate of pickup that sticks out was higher than my bumper so i think it actually missed the bumper as only mark was on bootlid. I have reversed into a parking bay and sensors appear to be working fine

Lucky escape! Could have been a woman driver... did I REALLY say that? Soz...  ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

Ooops sorry I read it as reversed into a Ladyboy

What a delightful misreading.....

Robin