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Pegleg



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Wales 2008 Freelander 2 TD4 GS Manual Santorini Black

Tesco are offering treble Clubcard points for burgers and petrol.

This new deal is called 'Only Fuel and Horses'.

I'll get me coat ................. Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.
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The Doctor



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Rolling with laughter LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey
Post #171375 11th Feb 2013 10:37 pm
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npinks



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just been reading the news about Oscar Pistorius, and how he has no legs, but its also come to light that he has small arms too Whistle Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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JST



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I hear defence will be that he was legless the time. John
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Land Rover Series One
Triumph Rocket 111 (sadly gone!)
Post #171674 14th Feb 2013 1:20 pm
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Steve D



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Surely he can't be the first bloke to have woken up legless on Valentines day, shoot his girlfriend in the face while he's imagining it's someone else? Whistle Past: FL2 TD4 HSE Auto
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Present: Audi A3 S Line.
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shiggsy



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I understand the police are stumped as well. 
Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.
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piattj



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...

where's that knuckle... right there!

Rolling with laughter

... ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...
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hinchy



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Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend apparently bought him socks for valentines day
Post #171719 14th Feb 2013 9:13 pm
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The Doctor



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Laughing

Didn't take long for the Pistorius jokes to circulate. LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey
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alex_pescaru



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On the confessional...
- Do you smoke? - No.
- Do you drink? - No.
- Adultery? - No.
- Steal? - No.
- Cheat on your wife? - No.
- Then how do you sin?
- I lie...



- Doctor, are you sure I am in the 27th week of pregnancy and not 22nd?
- Absolutely!
- My God, I married the wrong person....
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chrisg.007



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News just in !

Human DNA found in welsh lamb !
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chapsworth



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To eat beef, or not to eat beef,
That is the equestrian.
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npinks



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Oscar Pistorius is looking in to buying a new bathroom door, but his partner is dead against it Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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chrisg.007



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hinchy wrote:
Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend apparently bought him socks for valentines day


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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