i thought that it was a viral for the new ape movie too

Funny though  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

You never know who's watch'in you but

That about sums them up

Off topic, does anyone who's suppose to be working actually do very much Iv'e been on here since coming in this morning.

I try to work hard from home but messages keep popping up saying someone replied to a topic

A woman comes to the neighborhood store, 10 minutes before close.
- Good evening, do you have chickens?
The seller, bored and tired, take out the only chicken left in the refrigerator box and put it on the scale.
- 2.46 pounds. Remains?
- Another one, larger, please?
The seller, a little nervous, puts the chicken back to the box, and having no another, takes the same chicken out. He puts it on the scale and, stealthily, also press his finger on the scale:
- 3.52 pounds.
- Perfect, says the lady, I want them both!

I bought the Mother-in-Law some crotchless knickers for her birthday,
Nothing sexual, just thought it would give her a better grip on her broomstick!!

Awesome nerd joke of the day : "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar.

taztastic wrote:

Awesome nerd joke of the day : "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar.

I laughed before I read it - I must be made of neutrinos  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

Enjoyed this: Tom Tom Sat Nav Andy

Absolutely classic , good luck to the bloke  ______________________
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2012 FL2 SD4 Auto HSE
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Just heard from a mate of mine who works in a LR parts department.

Apparently a farmer about to get an RRS has asked if the FL2 Facelift bumper will fit it

 2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

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