Bird bully gets it...

suppose you can't really blame the cat for this one, as he/she did give the bird a fair chance to have it's fun.

Iain

From 0:12 to 0:27, especially the surprising final....

I made my girlfriend's wishes come true and we got married in a castle.

Although,

you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.

2 blokes in a pub discussing their sex life's . 1st bloke says "we're still at it like rabbits". 2nd bloke says "huh..i only get it once a month, i call it Bruce Lee night". "why's that" asks his mate? "it's when i Enter the dragon!!"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him She says "Hello!"..
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'







She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Police raided Kermits lily pad last night and found hundreds of pictures of Miss Piggy in the nude....they're saying its the worst case of frogs porn they have ever seen!!

Grandad went into a nursing home, so i rang them up to see how he was. They said he was like a fish out of water. I said, so he's finding it hard to adjust. They said no, he's dead!

I drove down my lane I live in yesterday and some guy started to throw sugar-teabags and milk at me. well he must have thought I was a mug

Realspeed Ex 2010 Freelander2 GS-e Diesel manual Silver owner

He threw Milk at you? How Dairy

I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her Current driveway contents:
2021 V60 Cross Country B5
2009 FL2 dog bus and shooting wagon

On Order: 2023 Fisker Ocean Ultra - deposit paid.

I bought some Meatloaf Boxer Shorts today on the front it says "Il do anything for love" and on the back it says " but i wont do that"

Must be in Top 10... Oink, Oink...

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Thought I was looking at a photo of myself for a second  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

npinks wrote:

Thought I was looking at a photo of myself for a second

Suggest you pay a visit to the Doctor - if you look like 3 pigs at a trough  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone