![]() |
|
Home · FAQ · New Posts · My Posts · PMs · Search · Members · Members Map · Calendar · Profile · Donate · Register · Log In |
![]() | Home > General > Spare Wheel |
![]() ![]() |
|
|
BossBob Member Since: 30 Sep 2010 Location: Bristol Posts: 1450 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When they changed the name of our engineering fitters to technicians, hammers became tapometers. |
||
![]() |
|
Andy131 Member Since: 09 Dec 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 2187 ![]() ![]() |
Many moons ago I started my apprenticeship as a fitter, half way through I was "Forced" to do an electrical ONC, and so became a "Technician".
|
||
![]() |
|
Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 747 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
There are three basic rules of engineering: If it moves but shouldn't - Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should - WD 40. If it doesn't fit - Use a bigger hammer. Hammers can be divided into three categories: Small hammer - technical name - Mer. Medium hammer - technical name - Manchester Screwdriver. Large hammer - technical name - Persuader. J |
||
![]() |
|
Bobupndown Member Since: 26 Dec 2014 Location: Upside down behind the TV! Posts: 2866 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A 'FBH' is the perfect tool for making 'minor adjustments.' Landrover - turning owners into mechanics since 1948
|
||
![]() |
|
Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 747 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"FBH" the workshop name for a persuader, also the initials of the words often used when you hit part of yourself with said tool.
|
||
![]() |
|
Stoobart Member Since: 11 Jan 2020 Location: West Sussex Posts: 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Shouldn’t be able to buy a 4x4 without a spare! |
||
![]() |
|
![]() ![]() |
|
All times are GMT |
< Previous Topic | Next Topic > |
Posting Rules
|
Site Copyright © 2006-2025 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
