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BossBob Member Since: 30 Sep 2010 Location: Bristol Posts: 1389 |
When they changed the name of our engineering fitters to technicians, hammers became tapometers. |
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23rd Jun 2020 3:26 pm |
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Andy131 Member Since: 09 Dec 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 2184 |
Many moons ago I started my apprenticeship as a fitter, half way through I was "Forced" to do an electrical ONC, and so became a "Technician".
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23rd Jun 2020 6:14 pm |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 734 |
There are three basic rules of engineering: If it moves but shouldn't - Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should - WD 40. If it doesn't fit - Use a bigger hammer. Hammers can be divided into three categories: Small hammer - technical name - Mer. Medium hammer - technical name - Manchester Screwdriver. Large hammer - technical name - Persuader. J |
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24th Jun 2020 9:49 am |
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Bobupndown Member Since: 26 Dec 2014 Location: Upside down behind the TV! Posts: 2806 |
A 'FBH' is the perfect tool for making 'minor adjustments.' Landrover - turning owners into mechanics since 1948
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24th Jun 2020 10:25 am |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 734 |
"FBH" the workshop name for a persuader, also the initials of the words often used when you hit part of yourself with said tool.
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25th Jun 2020 9:07 am |
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Stoobart Member Since: 11 Jan 2020 Location: West Sussex Posts: 1 |
Shouldn’t be able to buy a 4x4 without a spare! |
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26th Jun 2020 5:39 pm |
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