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BossBob



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When they changed the name of our engineering fitters to technicians, hammers became tapometers.

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Andy131



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Many moons ago I started my apprenticeship as a fitter, half way through I was "Forced" to do an electrical ONC, and so became a "Technician".

Fitters are not mechanics - they need no knowledge of electrical rubbish.
Mechanics are not fitters - they are unlikely to be making parts from raw materials, as opposed to building assemblies from parts.

Mechanics became Technicians in my mind when cars went from two fuses, a dynamo and hard wired switches, to fuse boxes, multiple relays, and 1000s of yards of wire in a single vehicle.

Just my humble opinion

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Lightwater



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These days you need to put the right pH water in the windscreen reservoir. Then it's heated so the car doesn't spit the dummy! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Jimboland



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BossBob wrote:
When they changed the name of our engineering fitters to technicians, hammers became tapometers.


There are three basic rules of engineering:

If it moves but shouldn't - Duct tape.

If it doesn't move but should - WD 40.

If it doesn't fit - Use a bigger hammer.



Hammers can be divided into three categories:

Small hammer - technical name - Mer.

Medium hammer - technical name - Manchester Screwdriver.

Large hammer - technical name - Persuader.


J

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Bobupndown



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A 'FBH' is the perfect tool for making 'minor adjustments.' Landrover - turning owners into mechanics since 1948

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Jimboland



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"FBH" the workshop name for a persuader, also the initials of the words often used when you hit part of yourself with said tool.

J

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Stoobart



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Shouldn’t be able to buy a 4x4 without a spare!

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