nothing like a run of Man U failures to cheer a bloke up  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Yeh it probably makes the chickens lay better as well

MANUFAN wrote:

Man United 0 Newcastle 3. The way they played was a joke!

I'm a Geordie, black and white through and through while it was a good result for us Man U are still going to win the premiership. we have played all the top teams and all of them we felt one goal and we could get a result. Man U have the class city are now showing thier frailties, if a team sits back and defends they are clueless, too many individuals and not enough team work. forget chelsea, arsenal and the car thieves but I would worry about spurs.
(Stevie Gerrard like's being on the bench, he gets to keep his track suit bottoms on )

Ghyllie oo! Shiney!
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55 Nissan Navara SE Black - My Toy.
08 Freelander 2 XS Santorini Black - Her Majesty's Toy.

Thanks Ghyllie, a bit of positive feed back on my allegiance for a change. It’s not my fault I wasn’t born in Yorkshire with any team to support.
PS love the dogs

MANUFAN wrote:

Thanks Ghyllie, a bit of positive feed back on my allegiance for a change. It’s not my fault I wasn’t born in Yorkshire with any team to support.
PS love the dogs

There's always Man City  59 TD4e XS in galway green

Go and wash your mouth out!

My wife and daughter are leaving because of my obsession with horse racing......there under starters orders and.... they're off

I think my girlfriend is getting too old

Her bra size has gone from 44D to 44 long

The new Margaret Thatcher film has been classified as a 12A

It is unsuitable for miners

My wife is down in the dumps today.
Hopefully she'll get buried before anyone spots her.

My girlfriend has just told me, she is leaving me because of my obsession with cheese

to which I replied, "Yeah? Real mature"

Once upon a time it was a man who had three girlfriends, but he didn't knew to which to marry.
So decided to give each one $5000 to see how they are going to spend the money.

First one changes the makeup, buys new clothes, changes her hair, do manicure, pedicure, etc. and says: "I spent all the money to be pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player and a TV and gave them to the men saying: "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much. "

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in stocks, double their amount, return the $5,000 and reinvests the remainder. "I invested the rest of the money to our future because I love you so much."

The man thought much on which women to marry ... and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits...

49% of incidents happen after someone is saying the words: "Look what I can do!"
The remaining 51% after: "You idiot, not like that, I'll show you how!"

ABS explained...

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