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Post #124184 18th Dec 2011 8:48 pm
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Shocked I would rather burn Shocked
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Post #124205 18th Dec 2011 11:00 pm
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Post #124207 18th Dec 2011 11:04 pm
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YOU CANT ENTER HEAVEN UNLESS....... etc.

Who the Censored wants to enter Censored heaven anyway, its full of Censored religious idiots. Shocked Shocked Shocked

ps: this is only meant as a joke and does not contain any personal meaning which way offend certain beleivers of certain religeons or others. Whistle 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Post #124221 19th Dec 2011 8:30 am
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Laughing Always good to add a 'rider' at the end, just in case.
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Post #124227 19th Dec 2011 9:15 am
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Post #124234 19th Dec 2011 10:16 am
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Tardis suffers DMF failure Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter :rolllaugh:

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Post #124286 19th Dec 2011 8:46 pm
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Sorry but the Tardis doesn't have DMF or clutch and (thank god) no commandshit auto Rolling with laughter LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
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Post #124293 19th Dec 2011 9:09 pm
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Wonder what tyres it has Whistle
Post #124295 19th Dec 2011 9:10 pm
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ad210358 wrote:
Wonder what tyres it has Whistle


Sorry none of those either. Take extra care on the 23rd of February 2012 ad3455929840981738. I will try and avert the problem for you Laughing Thumbs Up LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
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Post #124296 19th Dec 2011 9:13 pm
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WoooooooooOOOOOOooooooo
Post #124304 19th Dec 2011 9:31 pm
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ad210358 wrote:
WoooooooooOOOOOOooooooo


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