NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
 
(2) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
 
(3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
 
(4) Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
 
(5) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
 
(6) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
 
(7) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.  (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
 
 
( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
 
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it:  Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3

Keep your flour safe...

alex_pescaru wrote:

Keep your flour safe...

can't be real - why would you calmly video that and not explode????????? 2002 Honda VFR800
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simont wrote:

alex_pescaru wrote:

Keep your flour safe...

can't be real - why would you calmly video that and not explode?????????

just clean out the dysons tank, suck up the flour and replace in the bag, penny saving Yorkshire style


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last night my wife asked what was I doing on the computer, said I was looking for cheap flights, she threw her arms around me told me how much she loved me then unzipped my pants and we had the most amazing sex.
Strange that she's never shown any interest in darts before. Gone, 2007 TD4 SE Auto Baltic blue, clear side repeaters, full sized alloy spare.

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POSSIBLY THE BEST ANIMATED VIDEO YOU'LL EVER WATCH!

The animation on this is superb! And the attention to detail.



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Brilliant . Gone, 2007 TD4 SE Auto Baltic blue, clear side repeaters, full sized alloy spare.

English by birth..... Yorkshire by the grace of God.

Girlfriend sends a txt to her boyfriend..
If you are sleeping send me your dreams!
If you are laughing send me your smile!
If you are crying send me your tear drops!
..
Bloke responds:
I am having a poo, what do i do?

Santa Claus.....

1) Wears red.
2) Good at breaking into houses.
3) Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace.
4) Drives an unlicenced vehicle.
5) Only does one days work a year.

Lapland my ar&e...he's a scouser

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