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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, "Boy you look really tired!" His friend replies, "Dude, I'm exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! three, four sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don't know what to do!" A fellow, in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them overhears their conversation. He looked over at the two men, and showing the wisdom of his age says, "Marry her. That'll put an end to that nonsense!" Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!
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I Like Chips Member Since: 25 Jun 2017 Location: Ascott Under Wychwood Posts: 1513 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Politics is the entertainment section of the Military and Industrial system Frank Zapper |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
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robblue Member Since: 10 Jan 2017 Location: cornwall Posts: 250 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I really wonder why I spent a sh_t load of money on metric & imperial spanners. I should also have two seperate tool boxes to organise things.
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I Like Chips Member Since: 25 Jun 2017 Location: Ascott Under Wychwood Posts: 1513 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Can you get a stubby version, handy for those tight situations |
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Dartman the one Member Since: 04 Apr 2013 Location: Seville, Spain Posts: 1668 ![]() ![]() |
The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave them a clue, "it's what mummy calls daddy sometimes". the children looked at each other puzzled, then suddenly the boy said to his sister, " don't touch it, it's a f**king ars*ole . my PC is slightly to the right of Genghis
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DEG5Y Member Since: 22 Jul 2016 Location: Widnes Posts: 154 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
We had a young apprentice come into our workshop asking for help. He had a problem with an item which once explained I pointed out that as the item was old all the nuts and bolts would be imperial. I told him he was in luck as although I hadn't any imperial spanners anymore I had kept hold of an imperial shifter. I then pulled out two shifters from my tool bag, the first one I said "nah, you don't want that one as it's metric." I then handed him the other and said "that's the one you want, that's imperial!" Off he went, he told the guy's he was working with how lucky they were and repeated to them what I had said. ![]() |
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3landertwo Member Since: 27 May 2020 Location: UK Posts: 1114 ![]() |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That would be the tri-star tool, very rare. Never seen one myself, it was later replaced with adaptor set, which was actually easier to use in tighter situations, but it was a bit more fiddly. Actually there was an adaptor set for each end of the metric imperial spanner, so you could have multiple options at any one time. But not ideal when so many standards were used on one job (a bit like all the different rail gauges in Australia)! Not to forget the not so elegant adaptor for the larger Whitworth head. There was a special adaptor for the extra fine pitch threads. When you turned the spanner the drive turned at 1:2 ratio so you could tighten up those threads actually a fair bit quicker than a course thread. Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!
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Freddie17 Member Since: 01 Aug 2024 Location: Kent Posts: 11 ![]() ![]() |
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Rommel Member Since: 20 Aug 2017 Location: Sandhurst Berkshire Posts: 581 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nice set of dentures, pity they missed the bottom set ! 2013 FL2 XS.
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4885 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
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