Reminds me of the time I did some work up in Lancashire many years ago, it was a red hot day during the summer and we were sweltering and sweating like mad, the lad I was with said what was needed was a cork.

Cork? I said, thinking he was going to say something rude like stick it in a suitable orifice to stop the sweat running out.

And what are we going to do with a cork I said?

No not a cork he said, A Cork!!

A Corker Cola.

not humour but different

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It has a touch of Photoshop about it  my PC is slightly to the right of Genghis
2012 HSE SD4 In Orkney Grey now gone, best car ever.

The message is still the same though. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Researcher in town centre asking members of the public about their smoking habits:

Excuse me madam, we are doing some research on peoples smoking habits, do you mind if I ask you a question?

Woman:
Of course not go ahead.

Researcher:
Can I ask if you smoke after youve had sex?

Woman:
Hmmm! I cant say Ive ever looked.

not humorous as such
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Well, he cured the log problem AND managed to get all of the rig through the gap between the two parked vehicles! Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Struth

Hope the car on the other side was as lucky Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she
decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast.
To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell
their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G'
'Very good', says the teacher.
Peter says he had Toast, 'T-O-A-S-T?
'Excellent.'
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him:
'I had All', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'.


The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer
Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some
rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her
which ocean is off Canada's East Coast.


When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the
Nutrition Lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question:
Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani Border?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Pakistani border is in
bed with my mother.


That's why I got All for Breakfast."

Tesco trialling LR sat nav software


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