I went shopping for the wife's Christmas present at John Lewis today, can't remember if she said she wanted a Hair Dryer or a Air Fryer.

Be very careful
Buying a hair dryer by mistake WILL be taken as criticism of her current hair style.
Buying an air fryer by mistake will be taken as criticism of her cooking.
Buying nothing will not be taken as criticism, but still land you in as much trouble, but cheaper Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

Thanks for the advice Andy.

I had a dream the other night. I was in a shop with all the Christmas stuff and the assistant was about to answer that most difficult question. "What to get your wife for Christmas". She was just about to tell me but the alarm clock went off. Great, I thought, I will get an alarm clock but on second thoughts I had better think of something else.

The list of possibles so far:
A new drill
A Ryobi tyre inflator
A ticket to next years Silverstone F1 grand prix
A set of off road tyres


Jimbo

I got my Wife a Tea shirt a food mixer and a Vibrator, I though if she don't like the tea shirt and food mixer she can go F*** herself. 2013 FL2 XS.
Defender 90 300 TDi.
Defender 90 300 TDi CSW.
1964 MGB Roadster.
1944 Willys MB "Jeep" with bullet holes. (gone)
17 hand Irish Drought Thoroughbred (mostly lame)
Nagging Old Boiler.

Mahatma Gandhi said if there is an Idiot in power those who elected him are well represented

A Ryobi tyre inflator, is ok, but the pressure gauge is woefully out, its not too happy inflating to 40 psi, ipace standard pressure At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race