Steal your bike
 Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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 2009 FL2 S now gone
2011 FL2 HSE AUTO
2012 FL2 XS AUTO
2000 Kawasaki er 5

Cabinet for sale bit wonky few loose knobs apply 10 downing Street

[i]]Clock for sale.
Alarmingly good price.

My dad told me he once bought a car off the Krays I added “what reg?” He said “no it was ronnie”


Toilet paper for sale only been used once

IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!!

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
For example...
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"? Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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A puppy

 Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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This is the story of Sonia Snell.
to whom an accident befell.
It happened as it does to many
That Sonia went to spend a penny.
And entered in, with modest grace
The properly appointed place.
Provided at the railway station.
And there she sat in meditation
Unfortunately unacquainted that
The woodwork had been newly painted
Which made poor Sonia realise
Her inability to rise
and though she struggled pulled and yelled
she found that she was firmly held.
Her cries for help soon quickly brought
A crowd of every kind and sort
who stood around and feebly sniggered
But all they said was " I'll be jiggered
The station master and his staff
were most polite and did not laugh.
They tugged at Sonia's hands and feet
But could not shift her off the seat.
A carpenter arrived at last
and finding Sonia still stuck fast
Remarked, " I know what to do"
and neatly sawed the seat in two.
An ambulance then came down the street
and bore her off complete with seat.
To Take that wooden bustled girl
of quickly to the hospital
Where taking her by feet and head
they laid her face down on the bed.
The doctors all then gathered round
A surgeon looked said " I'll be bound
Have any of you I implore
Seen anything like this before.
"Yes" said a student unashamed
"Frequently, but never framed Every time I learn something new,something old gets pushed out of my brain?

Very good.  DAVE.

Business trip

Returning from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over $300!"
"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.
"Hiking??? Come on son; tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you really get the cash from?"
"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr. Goldberg from the bank would come over to see Mum. He'd give me $20 and tell me to take a hike!" Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Brussels Sprouts

Mother, father, and son were having dinner, and the son wouldn't eat his sprouts. Mother said, "Son, eat your sprouts," but the son refused. Father leaned over and whispered in the boy's ear. The boy quickly ate his sprouts and went to his room. The mother asked, "What did you say to him?" Father replied, "I told him his willy wouldn't grow any bigger if he didn't eat them!" The mother slapped the father around the head. He asked, "What was that for?" She replied, "For not eating your sprouts when you were a child." Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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 2009 FL2 S now gone
2011 FL2 HSE AUTO
2012 FL2 XS AUTO
2000 Kawasaki er 5

Initially thought that said Trump. Now that would be funny.

& ended up with a pound! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Coffee break... especially on Mother's Day !

 Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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