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Andy131 Member Since: 09 Dec 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 2185 |
That'll be the farmers withholding stocks to drive the price up.
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15th May 2020 9:47 am |
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Navigator Member Since: 29 Dec 2010 Location: Within reach of the coffee machine Posts: 492 |
It is not technically a "tub". It is the emergency water tank for the fire suppression system as paid for by an EU Grant. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own! |
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15th May 2020 11:13 am |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13290 |
No the emergency water tank is way bigger , not as warm though
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15th May 2020 3:00 pm |
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Navigator Member Since: 29 Dec 2010 Location: Within reach of the coffee machine Posts: 492 |
A chicken farm with no chickens sounds as dire as a caravan site with no caravans. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own! |
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15th May 2020 3:07 pm |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 735 |
A caravan site with no caravans. What a beautiful sight, almost as good as roads with no caravans on them. J |
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16th May 2020 8:52 am |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13290 |
Imagine the bliss. An armful of a working vaccine and a road free of caravans At work
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16th May 2020 9:03 am |
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axle Member Since: 11 Sep 2016 Location: South Yorkshire. Posts: 1054 |
Can I have one of the free caravans please? Common sense isn't very common.
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16th May 2020 9:35 am |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13290 |
Shame your too late the last one just went out
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16th May 2020 11:24 am |
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Sidthecat Member Since: 10 Sep 2017 Location: Sarf-East London-sur-Mer Posts: 1635 |
Stolen from today's paper, with thanks to Barry Cryer
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16th May 2020 4:02 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13290 |
A new study has shown that cats do not carry coronavirus, ............ but would if given the option At work
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6th Jun 2020 8:31 am |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 735 |
One day I'm coastal walking and come across an old lady in a wheelchair sobbing her heart out,
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9th Jun 2020 8:39 pm |
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Brainzzz Member Since: 22 Mar 2013 Location: west sussex Posts: 135 |
2011 SD4 XS |
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14th Jun 2020 3:56 pm |
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Joedenise Member Since: 17 Oct 2018 Location: Warden Kent Posts: 80 |
That looks like very bad wind |
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14th Jun 2020 5:02 pm |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 735 |
Me: What's the Wi-Fi password?
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5th Jul 2020 2:42 pm |
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