.I can’t.......

 Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

^^^Fortune favours the bold! DO IT!!

Maybe he's not bold  Common sense isn't very common.
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2007 Land Rover Freelander2 I6 hse Auto

 Steve

2008 TD4 HSE Auto, Zermatt Silver

 Jules

axle wrote:

Maybe he's not bold

That’s how I got old......  Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

Old man is getting himself a massage.
"Do you fancy super sex?" asks the masseuse
"On balance, I'll have the soup" he says

The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors.
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

You've written the same thing twice . . . . what's the other one?

Concept of Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo.

J

^^^^ Touche'!!!!!! Thank you Jimbo

 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Looks like caravanning in Cornwall this year - £840 for two weeks self catering sitting in a field in the rain with the Mrs.
The joys of the A30 in summer

Scotland and Wales not being very welcoming to foreigners at the moment. Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

Ill just stay at home and wallow in the tub

 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Looks like the tub is full of feathers  Common sense isn't very common.
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2007 Land Rover Freelander2 I6 hse Auto

Those feathers are hiding all the eggs - there are none in the shops.

J