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anglaslt



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Borrowed from another car forum Shocked


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 driving on the right side

Post #389285 1st Apr 2020 11:21 am
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GundogSD4



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Simply brilliant Thumbs Up 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
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Post #389303 1st Apr 2020 2:40 pm
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Boxbrownie



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It is a shame that even though it is April 1st that could well be very true Rolling with laughter Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

Post #389311 1st Apr 2020 4:08 pm
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Lightwater



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Are they hermetically sealing cars & pumping air in & out, they should shift quite a few cars!

The off-road iron lung! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Post #389312 1st Apr 2020 4:23 pm
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Andy131



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I think that the joke is very funny, not true but very funny.

Our Freelanders very rarely failed to get us home - 4 times in over 400,000 miles and with two "failure to proceed" she gave fair warning.
The Disco Sports have always got us home, grumpily maybe, but my definition of reliable for any vehicle is will she get you there and back.

So give me a Land Rover ventilator if need one, OK most of the add-ons will either fail to work, or do something completely random, but the Censored will do what it needs to do even with bits hanging off.

Now Audi ventilators ........... Very Happy Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

Post #389313 1st Apr 2020 4:27 pm
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Jimboland



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A recently wed bride was visiting her mother who tactfully asked if everything was alright in the bedroom department.

She said it was but it was everywhere and not just in the bedroom and that just the other day she bent over to look at the chickens and he had me from behind.

She said she wouldn't have minded but they were in Sainsburys at the time.


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RealBeale



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Meanwhile, villagers in Punjab are all confused as to exactly who this Soshal Distan Singh is !!

Post #389449 3rd Apr 2020 11:15 am
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tenet



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A penguin is out for a drive when he notices a soft brake pedal. He slows down and at the next town stops in at the local garage and explains to the mechanic. Mechanic says 'just let me finish this job and then I'll take a look, come back in an hour' 

The penguin heads off looking to kill time. There's not much to do so he goes and gets an ice cream. Since penguins just have them silly stubby wings he made a bit of a mess of eating it and got it all round his mouth and chin. Any way after an hour he heads back to the garage and the mechanic pokes his head out from under a bonnet and says 'looks like you blew a seal' 'no' said the penguin it's just ice cream' MY 09 GS manual in Lago Grey, Wood Co arm rest and side bumper strips - now sold.

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Post #389458 3rd Apr 2020 12:37 pm
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GundogSD4



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If the cap fits... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
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jules



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RealBeale wrote:
Meanwhile, villagers in Punjab are all confused as to exactly who this Soshal Distan Singh is !!




Laughing Laughing Laughing Jules

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Boxbrownie



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 Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

Post #389809 10th Apr 2020 1:15 pm
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Largered



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I beg your pardon ......... now that has offended me !!

Rolling with laughter

Post #389815 10th Apr 2020 2:04 pm
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Boxbrownie



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You should have seen the second word Rolling with laughter Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

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Dave47



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Boxbrownie wrote:


Looks like you need to get out more David. Laughing Laughing
Dave DAVE.

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