Spare us the 21st  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

Four people were travelling in an old fashioned railway carriage - An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and a really ugly woman.

The train went into a tunnel and the compartment was plunged into darkness.
After a short time a loud slap was heard.
When the train came out of the tunnel the Frenchman was rubbing his now very red cheek.

The ugly woman thought;
"That frenchie has tried to touch the blonde and she has slapped him"

The beautiful blonde thought:
"The handsome Frenchman has tried to youch me, got the ugly woman by mistake and she has hit him"

The frenchman thought:
"Merde! The damn rosbif has touched ze stunning blonde, she 'as naturally assumed it was me and 'as hit me"

The Englishman thought:
"Hope that there is another tunnel soon so that I can give the frog another slap" He who dies with the most tools wins!

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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Pah! Roast Boeuf! 

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 Stornoway Grey GS ... What a fine motor ... but not any more ... ... psst look at my gallery!
Company cars ... a thing of the past - May 2013.

Two eggs boiling in a saucepan! 1 female 1 male, she turns to him and say's look i'v got a crack! he replies no point in telling me i'm not even hard yet...


I'll get me coat

Anti terrorist police have today broken up a group of terrorists who were making bombs packed with cans of alphabeti spaghetti.

A police spokesman said that if these bombs had gone off in a confined public place they could have spelled disaster

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A man in Scotland calls his son in Stoke 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father,'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.'Okay,' he says,'they're both coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way as well.' FL2 TD4 XS Santorini

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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Started my dream job with Maclaren


now I find we are making pushchairs! 

Why Women Can't Fix Cars


I always thought it had something to do
with their finger nails.
Who Knew?!









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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYlBGDeT24

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