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You have to be careful what air you use. My blonde neighbour put the wrong air in her fancy jap 4x4 and a few days later the tyre went down but it was only flat at the bottom. The mechanic told her it was because she put ordinary air in the tyre when it should have been the more heavy duty 4x4 air. I think he was a Quick Fit fitter.

J

Bit like the blonde who called the AA out when her car wouldnt start, the guy came and said, its because your batteries gone flat love.
Oh she said, and what shape should it be exactly

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And that's funny how..... Common sense isn't very common.
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Wasn't even towing a caravan . . . . Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

explain this??

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Holy
that's going to be a interesting insurance claim. Common sense isn't very common.
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I may be on my own but had a giggle at this.



Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

not on your own  Common sense isn't very common.
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After three years of marriage, Amy was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Amy promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the
first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I
can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
"OK, Monica, you're free to go." my PC is slightly to the right of Genghis
2012 HSE SD4 In Orkney Grey now gone, best car ever.

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A bloke went into a florist shop and said he wanted a big bunch of flowers for his girlfriend.

The florist said certainly sir, what are you after?

The bloke replied a shag would be nice bit I'll settle for a BJ.

J

Getting ready for xmas


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Sir Michael Fallon ..... has NO defence !!