I was expecting something humorous but this is deadly serious stuff. All very true unfortunately.  3 x FL1 2 manual + 1 auto
5 x FL2 4 manual + 1 auto
Now Discovery Sport P250 MHEV SE

Great video, sad content. Subscribed to Lord Muck  10MY (Sept 09) TD4 HSE Auto in Stornoway Grey (Now Gone)

08 FL2 TD4 SE Manual in Rimini Red (Now Gone)

That video caused great excitement on the farming forum. It was posted a few comments followed then the link went down for a month. Everyone talked it up into something it wasnt. Now its returned and really isnt controversial at all. Forum grape vine in action.
There was a lord muck forum member but he hot banned i think for outrageous posts. Not sure if its the same guy but that fuelled the grape vine At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

I have now watched a few more of his videos. Very entertaining and practical! I detected the "Norfolk" in his accent and I see he is from Dilham.

Bob 10MY (Sept 09) TD4 HSE Auto in Stornoway Grey (Now Gone)

08 FL2 TD4 SE Manual in Rimini Red (Now Gone)

This is a true story from one of my service engineers ...

He attended a Dental Surgery to repair a piece of equipment, he arrived just before lunchtime, the dentist apologised as he had an emergency to see, the patient had broken a crown.
On arriving at the surgery the patient went to the toilet, this is how the conversation followed ...

Dentist 'just five minutes and I'll be done', to our engineer
Patient exits toilet, dentist says 'Have you snapped one off'
'No, I've just had a wee' exclaimed the patient
'I meant your crown' said the dentist

Fred Flintstones just left for work

 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

A man went into a pet shop where there was a parrot in a cage marked up as "Talking parrot £200".

The man said "200 quid, that's a lot for a parrot".

So the parrot replied "I'm a highly educated parrot and I can talk about just about anything under the sun and in three different languages".

"That's good" said the man, "but I can't afford 200 quid".

The parrot looked at him and said "Look, I have been here for some time so if you made and offer you could get me for about £20 because I am defective because I've got no legs or feet!".

So the man asked the parrot "If you've got no legs or feet how do you stay on the perch?"

The parrot replied "What I do is I pull out my willy and bend it round the perch and it acts like a little hook and keeps me from falling off, then I just cover it up with my wing feathers so no one can see".

The man offered £20 and got the parrot and took it home where he had some interesting conversations with it.

The following weekend when his wife was out shopping the parrot said "Do you know waht happened yesterday morning while you were at work?".

"No" said the man "what happened?"

The parrot said "The postman knocked on the door and called out Special delivery, then your wife came downstairs wearing a very skimpy black negligee, let the postman in and greeted him with a long passionate kiss".

"Then what happened?" asked the man anxiously.

"Next thing" answered the parrot "he started to fondle her breasts and run his hands all over her body".

"Go on" said the man "what happened next?"

The parrot went on "He lifted her negligee, went down on his knees and began to part her legs".

The man getting even more anxious said "Carry on, what happened next?".

"Dammed if I know" said the parrot "I got a hard on and fell off my perch!".


J

taztastic wrote:

stolen without prejudice from Disco4

How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.... — feeling amused.

TAZ you must be losing it. This was the very first joke on the FreeL2 forum on 15th December 2006.
That date was also my 44th Wedding Anniversary but that is another joke altogether.

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

Bill Turner wrote:

TAZ you must be losing it. This was the very first joke on the FreeL2 forum on 15th December 2006.
That date was also my 44th Wedding Anniversary but that is another joke altogether.

Bill

It took a month to find it

Just seeing who was awake

Shamelessly stolen from Disco

Quote:

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

"The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."

Sure we have one of them on here

 Wanted a Series 2 LR since childhood but previously owned MY16 Disco Sport HSE TD4 Auto, MY13 RR Sport Black Edition TDV6 Auto, MY10 RR Sport HSE TDV6 Auto, 2007 Freelander 1 Freestyle TD4 Soft Top, 2009 Freelander 2 GS TD4 Auto, 2007 Freelander 2 GS TD4, 2004 Disco 2 Metropolis Auto, 2002 Disco 2 GS, 2000 Freelander 1 SE TD4 SW

Still hoping for a S2 one day!