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dunkley201 Member Since: 09 Jul 2011 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 2739 |
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13th Oct 2016 11:57 am |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
Two women were sat quietly one day, minding their own business..... At work
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13th Oct 2016 12:15 pm |
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cqr Member Since: 05 Mar 2013 Location: kent Posts: 1308 |
When I die a want to be scattered around Disney land please
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13th Oct 2016 3:05 pm |
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Navigator Member Since: 29 Dec 2010 Location: Within reach of the coffee machine Posts: 492 |
No problem! I know where the cow shredder is. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own! |
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14th Oct 2016 9:54 am |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
A tree hugging liberal leftie politician, a reporter who has no understanding and a Soldier were captured by Daesh and told they were to be beheaded.
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17th Oct 2016 7:06 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
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17th Oct 2016 8:36 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
For those model rail enthusiasts among us
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18th Oct 2016 10:10 am |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??" She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again. Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again."
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3rd Nov 2016 9:09 pm |
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JHW Member Since: 07 Sep 2016 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 34 |
Paddy walks into a bar and orders three pints of Guinness, sits down, sips one then the other and then the third one until all three pints are empty. He then goes back to the bar and orders three pints again and does the same. On his third trip to the bar the bemused barman suggests Paddy order and drink them one at a time so they stay cooler and fresher longer.
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3rd Nov 2016 9:38 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
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4th Nov 2016 12:17 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!!
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4th Nov 2016 4:44 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
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5th Nov 2016 3:47 pm |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
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7th Nov 2016 3:23 pm |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
I think there will probably be assassination attempts on Trump's life.
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12th Nov 2016 9:56 am |
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