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chicken george



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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
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chicken george



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 At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
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taztastic



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Rolling with laughter
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Navigator



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And folk claim it is caravans and tractors that hold up the traffic!! Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!
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RichP



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I used to be a leader of a scout group, got the sack, wasn't prepared for that!
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RichP



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Just left feedback on eBay for a telescope I bought, absolutely rubbish, two stars!
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Asked the kids what they wanted for xmas last night and they both said " want a watch " , so we let them Wink FL2 gone now in 2016 Discovery 4 Loire Blue .
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taztastic



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Purplemadboy



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Very Happy Do it now ! Your a long time dead !!
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Landiroamer



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There were some ads a while back from someone selling blow up females, top quality said guaranteed to get you onto cloud nine, (or ten) whichever was the nearer at the time.
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taztastic



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Steve D



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Two Thai girls offered me a night of passion - they said it would be like winning the lottery. They weren't wrong - when we stripped off we had six matching balls! Past: FL2 TD4 HSE Auto
Evoque SD4 Dynamic Lux Auto
Present: Audi A3 S Line.
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Purplemadboy



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 Do it now ! Your a long time dead !!
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