The Wallabies were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 48-0, David Pocock getting 6 tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving David to go out on his own.

"No worries," David told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game David headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 96-5.

"What!!!!" said a furious Michael Cheika, "How did you let them get 5 points??!" David replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."

Sorry lads but we did win

VERY good! ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

33-13
I thought the score was ....
.did I miss the second half .?????  Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

There is a consolation for the team, when the wake up in the morning they will realise they don't have to spend the rest of their lives being Welsh

 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

time for a new slogan?

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...n-10291899 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a sbmall piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"No sh!t!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Walkies? ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

It might wander into the kitchen

horseradish anyone? At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Rawhide sofa covering

It's watching the moovies

Well it is friesian outside!

It is pasture bedtime.

You can't see the udder one as he's camooflaged. The third one is in the calfeteria.

Three Drunk Guys entered a Taxi. The Driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again.
He told them " we have reached your destination".
The First guy gives the taxi driver some money and the second man says "thank you".
The Third man Gave the Driver a Slap.
The Taxi Driver was Shocked, Thinking the third Drunk man Knew what he did.
But he Asked "What that For?"
The Third guy Replied "Control your Speed next time, You Nearly Killed us!"

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and out of sight under the tablecloth, with the man just staring straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't……………....................….........she just walked in." ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...