I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. Ex 2010 Freelander2 GS-e Diesel manual Silver owner

just a little reminder that a Gorilla, could easily kill you



I bet he let go when the smell started to leak from that guys trousers  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Hope this hasn't appeared before (I haven't read all 90-odd pages!)
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman
sitting across from him in the compartment.
"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves
apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me: I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and
some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, "How very sporting of your
mother." Ex AA Series III LWB Safari - Gone
300TDi Disco (bought new - terrible car) sent back after 18 months
Freelander 1 Estate - leased, given back at end of lease
200TDi Disco (bought from a mate with 100,000 on the clock) - Gone
Disco 2 TD5 - sold and exported to France
FR2 TD4 GS - Gone
FR2 SD4 HSE - Now changed for a DS
New model ex-demo Evoque S 180 in white
Unable to order a new DS, so gave up. Now have a Volvo S90 Recharge.

"my wife would make the best goalie ever - she would be the best!" said one man to his friend.
"why's that?"
" I haven't scored for months"

One from the Mrs she just read what I wrote!

A woman was so desperate for a husband she advertised for one in the local Newspaper.
The next day she got over two hundred replies from women saying " You can have mine"

[img]https://www.freel2.com/gallery/albums/userpics/11759/image~0.jpg[/img] Al C

When you gotta go, you gotta go

 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Laughing my ...... Off

Remember
 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Nothing like getting straight out there and recruiting your replacement
 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Interesting shadow there - not just the spider that's massive? Ex AA Series III LWB Safari - Gone
300TDi Disco (bought new - terrible car) sent back after 18 months
Freelander 1 Estate - leased, given back at end of lease
200TDi Disco (bought from a mate with 100,000 on the clock) - Gone
Disco 2 TD5 - sold and exported to France
FR2 TD4 GS - Gone
FR2 SD4 HSE - Now changed for a DS
New model ex-demo Evoque S 180 in white
Unable to order a new DS, so gave up. Now have a Volvo S90 Recharge.

Spider wouldn't have fallen in if you had a bog seat

Not sure why your grandsons arms casting a shadow either  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis