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I forwarded the Christmas tree dog to my daughter who has a rescue Labrador and she has put it on The Labrador Rescue Website where it has gone down a storm.


piattj, Thanks for posting it.

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

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A blonde buys a Jag XKR sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car won't move at all.
She calls the Jag garage to complain the car doesn't work at night and a technician is sent to examine the car and ascertain the problem, but can find nothing wrong with it.
He asks the blonde " Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears ?"
The blonde is furious at the question - "How can you ask such a stupid question you idiot, of course I am. I use D during the day and N at night".

taztastic wrote:

Sad News - the guy who invented predictive text has passed away

His funfair will be hello on Sundial

more sad news

Taz and Bill are telling jokes


 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Its because as another thread title gives a clue, we are bored.  Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

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site owner F.England is obviously an opinionated self serving arse At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

C'mon CG, get off the fence...

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Bill Turner wrote:

taztastic wrote:

Sad News - the guy who invented predictive text has passed away

His funfair will be hello on Sundial

More sad news!

Hide and seek World Champion found dead in cupboard under the stairs!

Bill

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat?"

"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

We've just played the Christmas edition of Cluedo.

My wife murdered Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, with the oven.

Teacher tells her primary class to write a story about what they did during the holidays
Wee Johnny puts up his hand and says " Please Miss - I huvnae got a pencil ! "

Teacher says , now , now Johnny - " You don't say I huvnae got a pencil - it's I have no pencil, You have no pencil, We have no pencils and They have no pencils "

So Johnny puts his hand up again and says " Weel Miss - in that case who the ***'s got all the ***ing pencils ? " Freelander 2
MY 2011
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