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At least they are still being allowed to enter the county as opposed to :-


 Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Instant pants off....

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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.




A few moments later, a second text came in:



bloody predictive text. I meant "wifi", not "wife" Steve

2008 TD4 HSE Auto, Zermatt Silver

Quick delivery....

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Probably would not worry me, but you would like to think 6 or 8 burly blocks hadnt been onboard at the same time and thrashed it.

there was only 5 of us and we took turns. she still calls me  At work
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CG

Were you driving or in the rear, did you wear a seat belt at all times, most importantly whats here number.

she wont speak to anyone else now. why would she when she had the best? At work
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A TOUGH OLD FARMER IN SCOTLAND COUNSELLED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER
THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,

THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER
IN HER PORRIDGE EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY
UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.

SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN,

30 GRANDCHILDREN,

45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,







AND A 40-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

unless the LR you meet is towing a caravan, the wave required there is quite quite different At work
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Just been playing South African Cluedo

Seems it was the sprinter, in the bathroom , with the gun .....

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

A blonde named Sue marries a Yorkshire farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to Sue, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The farmer leaves for the field, and after a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. "I came to inseminate the cow." he says.

Sue takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Sue sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, because I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple", she confidently explains, "By the nail that's over its stall".

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for"?

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."