snappa wrote:

Baking powder??

Coated bread?

How f**king cruel is that??

*gets 30 gallon drum of baking powder ready*

Now this can be an expensive war
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Matei wrote:

snappa wrote:

Baking powder??

Coated bread?

How f**king cruel is that??

*gets 30 gallon drum of baking powder ready*

Now this can be an expensive war
Just hope you don,t kill sparrows as well as we have a member.

Sparrows hardly crap - The worst are Gulls and Ostrich's
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The tank was no deterrent CG - here's one of yours on the old BBQ

Enjoy it will be the finest meal you've ever tasted. Quality Yorkshire chicken.
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When I look at that picture it makes me think of a cross between the Rocky Horror Show and that film 'THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Wonder why Ford did not built in this system as well

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Now did the seagulls actually in a http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...mp;page=37
zone?
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While helping my wife with her master (as her english is not quite good enough) came across this:

"Pigeon Overhead: Bombs Away!
Animals have consistently played a prominent role in learning and conditioning experiments, from Edward Thorndike's cats to Edward Tolman's rats to the disobedient menagerie of Marian and Keller Breland. Included in this list are some very famous pigeons who almost helped the national defense.
B. F. Skinner worked at the University of Minnesota during the second World War. Interested in applying the principles of operant conditioning to the war effort, Skinner trained pigeons to peck at discs which had moving pictures of enemy targets displayed on them. The pecking served to close electronic circuits, which in turn formed a self-regulating system. Although this is no great feat in itself - these actions faithfully follow the most basic rules of operant conditioning - Skinner's vision was to install his pigeons, discs, and circuits in gliders packed with explosives. The idea was to have the pigeons peck on cue to manipulate the circuits, which in turn would keep the glider on its kamikaze course toward an enemy target. A neat, tidy bombing run, with no loss of human life.
The Defense Department declined Skinner's help, even though he demonstrated to top scientists that the homing device withstood electronic jamming, the apparatus was inexpensive to build, and the basic set-up could be applied to a range of enemy targets. In the present era of Star Wars weaponry, stealth bombers, and combat guided by virtual reality, perhaps a pigeon bombardier wouldn't seem so far-fetched.
Hergenhahn, B. R., & Olson, M. H. (1993). An introduction to theories of learning (4th ed.). Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice Hall.
Skinner, B. F. (1960). Pigeons in a pelican. American Psychologist, 15, 28-37."

Anyway just to make you feel good have a look at this seagull tasting his own medicine.



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I hate seaguls

Whilst on holiday in St Ive's, Cornwall, we got a bit of food and the seagull came down wacked in to my wifes face and body, whilst trying to nick her pizza slice.

It hit her with such force it left a bruise,

It landed on the floor next to us, so i took 2 steps to scare it away, whilst swinging my foot to kick it (like taking a penalty), to my amazement it didn't move until my size 11 booted it 20-30ft into a wall.

Still with pizza in its beak, it landed, looked over at me and waddled off, once finish eating it flew away.

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npinks wrote:

I hate seaguls

Whilst on holiday in St Ive's, Cornwall, we got a bit of food and the seagull came down wacked in to my wifes face and body, whilst trying to nick her pizza slice.

It hit her with such force it left a bruise,

It landed on the floor next to us, so i took 2 steps to scare it away, whilst swinging my foot to kick it (like taking a penalty), to my amazement it didn't move until my size 11 booted it 20-30ft into a wall.

Still with pizza in its beak, it landed, looked over at me and waddled off, once finish eating it flew away.

That bird was the hardest bird i know

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That bird was the hardest bird i know

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Dip your chips in mustard, they eat em then watch the fun

that does sound like fun

Tabasco and mustard mix sounds better

or even better throw chips in the air from the back of a big boat, take them out to sea and then let the local 12 bore shotgun shooting club have fun  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Stop it you murderous bunch of cut throats . I've always liked birds .... preferably without feathers....no chicken jokes it's too obvious thank you  At work
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The seagulls wear leather jackets up here, smoke woodbines and smack their lasses about in public.

I tried to ask one of them to stop staring at my missus in a kebab queue one Saturday evening.......