I do that with my age when asked, "How old are you Sir" ...... "Thirty Sixteen" usually followed by a confused expression from them

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Ed Balls. Every day. A considerable annoyance.

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Petrol stations with a large convenience store.
It takes Doris 10 minutes to remove the fuel cap.
Then she does some shopping without haste, then nips to the loo to change her Tena pad.
Takes her another 10 minutes to find her purse at the till.
Upon getting back to her car, she is oblivious to the large queue she has caused at the pumps.
She then realises she's forgotten something so nips back into the shop  Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

You've missed the bit were she then gets in the car to drive away, has to make sure the bag is in position, check her hair in the mirror, then dig out the Lippy, touch up the hair, get comfy, back to the bag for the keys, put the seat belt on, start the car, check her hair in the mirror again, restart the car as it stalled  p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior

Then of course there's big guy who pulls up at the pumps while finishing a call on his mobile phone thereby taking 10 mins trying to get out of his car.
Finally after working out which fuel he should buy, premium or standard, he creeps to the shop to pay.
Before getting to the cashier he selects a nice large sausage roll and loads it into the shops microwave to warm up.
While waiting for his sausage roll to become edible he reads the papers/mags but then decides not to buy one, plumping instead for a large packet of crips and a bottle of diet coke.
Finally he makes it to the cashier and pays.

Oblivious to the queue behind his car he gets back into his vehicle and carefully places his purchases on the passenger seat and into the drinks holder before checking his comb-over in the reaview mirror. Only then realising he has left his keys on the cashiers desk and has to go back in to retrieve them!

... And as he drives away the petrol cap falls from the roof of his car. Joanne

Freelander 1.8 Petrol XEi Jan 1998 - 2004
Freelander 2 (MY13) SD4 Auto XS (Mauritius Blue) - May 2013 onwards

Sorry, but edible is not a term you can apply to a sausage roll which has been heated in a microwave. It's just not ...

P.S. Do people with comb-overs actually know how to use mobile phones? I'm not sure they've evolved that far...

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You all missed the bit where the d dkhead realises he's parked on the wrong side for his fuel cap and spends an age trying to get the nozzle across his hideous sodding car's ar se & into the fuel tank, thereby adding 20% to the time needed to simply refuel his awful sh it car...  ...

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I like a nuked sausage roll, it's less chance of putting crumbs all down the front of you and the additional lashings of brown sauce perfect

Can't get on with those Rustlers Burgers etc though were you heat up everything  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Journey food:

Fruit juice
Licquorice allsorts
chilli flavour crisps ...

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Forum posts that go off topic! Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

I do that quite a lot.

What car do you have Navigator?

Getting a Passat as a courtesy car from Land Rover Assist, specifically asked for Auto and they turn up at 5:30 with a stupid stop/ start pudding stirring pile of cr@p

Now that's annoying


Oh yes, and Chris, he's annoying too

I got a auto passet from lra I thought it was right for a night

Did they tell you about the fuel surcharge? Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Just told me to keep it similar to what it had in it, they can off

I was told, if you don't put fuel in they will charge £1.25 a litre which is cheaper than the fuel pumps, the excess cost will be on the slip they gave you down the right hand side from memory Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis