chicken george wrote:

Taken from Richard Osman’s ‘Geek Word Quiz 3’ the answer to each of the following clues is a city in the UK and most are puns so dreadful he gave them a health warning:

1. ORGAN BANK Liverpool?
5. TWO CLUES Leeds?
7. WHAT I DID AFTER I GAVE HER AN UNDERCOAT. Gloucester?
9. THIS CITY WON THE NEXT ONE Winchester?
10. THIS CITY WAS WON BY THE LAST ONE Chester?

9 and 10 wrong At work
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Breaking news!! --- A mob of angry dyslexics have just kicked the out of Jimmy Sommerville. John
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JST wrote:

Breaking news!! --- A mob of angry dyslexics have just kicked the out of Jimmy Sommerville.

Iain

Good news for Abu Hamza.... Guantanamo Bay are staging Peter Pan as this year's Christmas panto John
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Ive just met rolf harris I said to him "I remember you doing two little boys in 1970". He said " off that was jimmy saville." Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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Its a worry. I have come to the conclusion that the USa is crammed with scary people like this. Was she Sarah Palin? John
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I once listened to a phone in on teeside fm, some silly mare arguing that nobody should drive at night due to the chance of causing roadkill, she had driven out of town at night for the first time ever and was astounded by the lack of street lighting on country roads. At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Also reports of tractors............... Ours - 2008 Stornoway Grey HSE Auto
Tricia's - 2006 Royal Blue Beetle Cabriolet Auto
Mine - 2014 Vespa GTS 300 Super Sport Matt Black
Ours - 2007 White Bailey Pageant Champagne

News just in.........


A Navy Destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards England.
"The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, "We are invading England!"
The crew of the Destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loud hailer and says "Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four, the rest are already there!" John
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 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

I've just read a survey about the most popular way to get home from the pub after a long night on the drink.The results were staggering. At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Just watched the youtude clip on deer crossings - Can't get it out of my head, sitting here trying to code volumetric ratios into a high pressure rig and all I can think about is moving the dear crossings to safer places.

It doesn't matter how much H&S we have some people just shouldn't be allowed near machinery.  Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner