Tandemman wrote:

Read the description and also the Q&A


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... _657wt_932

too late it's gone (been removed).....  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm.

If you can't come let me know

Welsh dating?


 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

In a bus has climbed a beautiful girl... Very good looking.
In the back, some "slick" boys are talking and looking.
At one moment one of them goes to the girl and says:
- Here, take these £5 for the nice sight.
The girl take the money, put them in the purse and extract from the wallet £2 and give them back to the boy.
- Here's the change. For retarded ones I have a discount.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130702917355?ru=...amp;_rdc=1 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

nice find CG

Mrs Pegleg may be interested.
Home from home  Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

 Sophie Alltoft

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Let me know if I translated them right...

RULES FOR WOMEN

1. The lid of the toilet: you can let it down. We need it up, you down. No tragedy if we don't let it down. We do not complain if we find it down and we have to raise it.
2. Birthdays, March 8 and Valentine days are not races to find, again, the perfect gift!
3. We don't think only at you. Reconcile yourself with the idea.
4. Sunday = match.
5. Do not trim your hair. NEVER.
6. Shopping is not a sport.
7. Crying is blackmail.
8. If you want something, just ask!
9. We don't remember dates. Mark important days in the calendar ..
10. Most men have 2-3 pairs of shoes. Why do you think we know which of yours 50 matches of your dress?
11. Yes and No are acceptable responses to most questions.
12. Come to us with a problem only if you want and we can solve it. For sympathy, you have friends ..
13. A headache that lasts a year is a problem. Go to a doctor ..
14. Nothing I said last week is an argument.
15. Do not ask us if you are fat. If you think that, perhaps you are ..
16. If I said something that can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways upset you, we referred to the other.
17. You can ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. But, if you know how to do something, you can do it.
18. If, while watching TV, you have something to say, wait for the advertising.
19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions. Neither do we.
20. Relationship can not remain the same as in the first month. Get used to it and not sob to friends.
21. All men see in only 16 colors. Peach and watermelon are fruits, not colors.
22. If you are itching, you must scratch, not complain.
23. The fact that we can not read thoughts does not mean we don't care about you ..
24. If we ask which is the problem and you answer "nothing", we will behave as usual. We know it's not true, but not worth the bother.
25. If you ask something you do not want to hear the answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
26. If we must go out, it's ok anything you'll choose to wear. Really!.
27. Do not ask what we think if you do not want to talk about football, games or cars.
28. You have enough clothes.
29. You have too many shoes.
30. It is inadvisable to make tests together. No, no matter what kind of tests.
31. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
32. French or Indian movies are romantic for French and Indians.
33. Thanks for reading this mess. Maybe tonight I'll sleep on the couch. Doesn't bother as much as you think. It's like camping.

I keep trying to educate my wife as per rules 11 16 & 23, but she never learns!  2013 RR Evoque Pure Tech
2012 TD4 GS Auto Orkney Grey - gone

rule 2. 8th March

thanks but no thanks Alex please do not export that custom to the UK.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Women%27s_Day

On this day it is customary for men to give the women in their lives – mothers, wives, girlfriends, daughters, colleagues, etc. – flowers and small gifts


birthday, xmas, mothers day, valentines day. are quite quite enough At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss:
Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss:
Yes.

Employee:
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.

I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to
talk to you first.
Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just
not the right time.

Employee:
I understand your position, and I know that the current
economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must
also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty
to this company for over a decade..
Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't
want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent
raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee:
Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!
Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after
you?

Employee:
Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the
Mortgage Company!

Enjoy,

Bill T Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

Doctor to patient:
- Well, how are the new suppositories for insomnia?
Patient:
- Outstanding sir, I don't even have the time to take the finger out!