Certainly makes things shiny

Makes me wonder why you were searching for it

Just love your self portrait but the humour is somewhat lost on me  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

There are 3 important things in life: sex, secrecy and friendship.
So, have sex, keep the secret and remain friends.

When printing, number seven reads: 7.
When handwriting the seven is cut with a horizontal line. Have you ever wondered why?
It says that after God called Moses on the mountain to dictate the Ten Commandments, Moses gathered the people to speak about them.
When he reached the seventh commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery" most of the men began to shout: "Cut the seven, cut the seven!"

A 54 year old woman is marying for the 4th time. On the wedding night she tells her new husband:
- Please be gentle with me. I'm still a virgin!
- Ha! Ha! Ha! How can you be a virgin? You've been maried 3 times!
- Well, my first husband was a psychiatrist. All he wanted was to talk about sex. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted was to look at my sex. My third husband was a stamp collector. Oh dear, how I miss him...

More on Veet:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/04/veet_reviews/ 2013 RR Evoque Pure Tech
2012 TD4 GS Auto Orkney Grey - gone

A football referee showed by mistake to a football player a condom instead of a card.
By the end of the match no one dared to foul!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGtXyWOcYM0&feature=fvwrel

A grandfather with one grandson on one knee, and with another grandson on the other knee begins to tell them stories from his youth:
- Once I was hunting... At one point I see a big wild boar. I aimed, fired and the boar was dead. Being so big I wasn't able to carry it and I took the knife, I cut one leg and I put it on the shoulder and moved on.
Suddenly I saw in front of me another boar. Bigger. I couldn't help it. I aimed, fired and this one also felt dead.
Took the knife and also cut a leg and put it on the other shoulder...
At this moment the grandmother cuts in:
- Grandpa, did you take your pills today?
The grandfather took his pills and cames back to his grandsons:
- So, where was I?
- You put one leg over one shoulder, one on the other ...
- Yes, yes! So, one leg on one shoulder, one leg on the other ... I grabbed her by the ass and f..ked her all night long!

Iain

- Want to see the enigmatic smile of Mona Lisa, without visiting the Louvre?
- ...?
- Ask your wife on what did she spent your salary...

Read the description and also the Q&A


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