McP, you on proper technology yet? Or still telexing your posts in for publishing

I wonder if Toeknee has gone to B&Q for floor tiles to get his garage up to scratch, like MAV71's

Waldorf and Statler (You know who I mean ) won't be laughing when I have an iPad3 and they've got old technology

taztastic wrote:

McP, you on proper technology yet? Or still telexing your posts in for publishing

I wonder if Toeknee has gone to B&Q for floor tiles to get his garage up to scratch, like MAV71's

Telex that technology hasn't arrived at Chez Mcp, two posts in two days, he's still on the Slate and Chisel.

taztastic wrote:

McP, you on proper technology yet? Or still telexing your posts in for publishing

I wonder if Toeknee has gone to B&Q for floor tiles to get his garage up to scratch, like MAV71's

Taz you know me so well, even googled B&Q but all I could find was laminate flooring

Nice one...

Who let the dogs out?

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Over five thousand years ago Moses said to
the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels, and I will
lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed
your asses, raised the price of camels,
and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my
shovel to a third World country,
(he hasn't realised yet that WE are
now a third World country), raised
my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd
of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers"
and increased Vat to 20%.

I am so depressed last night I called
the Samaritans, they diverted my call
to a call centre in Pakistan .
 
When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

A new meaning of the words "Move your ass and go to work..."

alex_pescaru wrote:

A new meaning of the words "Move your ass and go to work..."

alex_pescaru wrote:

A new meaning of the words "Move your ass and go to work..."

Anyone else get busted watching this and have to explain to the missus that it was innocent? No, just me then  1st time FL2 owner. 2007 SE i6 in Tambora Flame.

Try this one then, may have done the rounds but some havn't seen it, still pretty good.

Warning this link contains nudity

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a £500,000.00 home, a £35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a guy's problems.

Are you sure it's the same women - if so must be stretching the truth about her age!!!!

23 + 40 = 63

Trades description Act - get a refund  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

stay with it , keep an eye out for the cat and the crocodile

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