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razmabaz Member Since: 20 Feb 2011 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 246 |
Good news for insomniacs everwhere!
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26th Nov 2011 12:59 pm |
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EYorkshire Member Since: 18 Nov 2010 Location: (!) Posts: 4392 |
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26th Nov 2011 1:21 pm |
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hinchy Member Since: 08 Jan 2009 Location: Stockport Posts: 779 |
Historians have just found what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest man to have lived in Ireland. He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin. |
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26th Nov 2011 1:27 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
In a port a sailor and a pirate are sitting at the bar and drinking whiskey.
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26th Nov 2011 1:47 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
At first I've thought that it is a humouristic group, but no...
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26th Nov 2011 1:51 pm |
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simont Member Since: 15 Feb 2011 Location: Sunderland/Newcastle Posts: 1809 |
CG to correct your usually 'spot on' answers - a 'karateka' is a person who trains in Karate. 2002 Honda VFR800 2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!) 2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker 2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone 2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone 1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone 1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone 1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone |
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26th Nov 2011 1:53 pm |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
A Muslim dies and by some error in handling ends up in heaven.
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26th Nov 2011 2:12 pm |
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Junior Member Since: 22 Feb 2010 Location: M6 Posts: 799 |
A muslim turns up at the pearly gates,
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26th Nov 2011 2:15 pm |
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Dungenessbloke Member Since: 06 Aug 2011 Location: On the beach - Dungeness area Posts: 48 |
Reports in the press that said George Micheal is suffering with pneumonia have been dissmissed by his agent saying that he is actually suffering from bird flu having kissed a cockatoo. Andy |
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26th Nov 2011 2:33 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
cripes your right, apologies all round At work At home "I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race |
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26th Nov 2011 3:22 pm |
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simont Member Since: 15 Feb 2011 Location: Sunderland/Newcastle Posts: 1809 |
Just to add I'm an 'Aikidoka' - I'll leave that one for you to find out And it's nothing to do with self-build furniture 2002 Honda VFR800 2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!) 2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker 2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone 2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone 1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone 1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone 1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone |
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26th Nov 2011 3:25 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
It means you shop in one of those budget supermarkets At work
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26th Nov 2011 3:34 pm |
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landy19840 Member Since: 13 Mar 2011 Location: Non Posts: 1817 |
Going to the supermarket is just budget all round really mingling with the commoners. It's all about the ocado home delivery for me! |
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26th Nov 2011 3:37 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
Patient: Is there any way to a longer life?
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28th Nov 2011 8:11 am |
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