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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
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9th Nov 2011 8:12 am |
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iain cooper Member Since: 27 Aug 2007 Location: north of Glasgow Posts: 1989 |
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10th Nov 2011 8:22 am |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
An angry woman calls her husband:
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10th Nov 2011 8:08 pm |
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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20090 |
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14th Nov 2011 7:15 pm |
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toeknee Member Since: 14 Feb 2009 Location: out and about Posts: 1509 |
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14th Nov 2011 7:29 pm |
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dunroof Member Since: 24 Nov 2010 Location: <> Yes, still being stalked by another member! Posts: 1785 |
nice one! |
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14th Nov 2011 10:06 pm |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
Carnival day. One guy, naked and painted in a dark-brown colour, gets into a taxi.
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15th Nov 2011 8:53 am |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13291 |
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
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16th Nov 2011 11:36 am |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
The most stupid karateka in history....
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19th Nov 2011 9:22 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13291 |
to correct your normally excellent English "Character" At work
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19th Nov 2011 9:47 pm |
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simont Member Since: 15 Feb 2011 Location: Sunderland/Newcastle Posts: 1809 |
A great example of nature trying its best to clean the gene pool 2002 Honda VFR800 2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!) 2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker 2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone 2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone 1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone 1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone 1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone |
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19th Nov 2011 10:09 pm |
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landy19840 Member Since: 13 Mar 2011 Location: Non Posts: 1817 |
Some less funny ones for the more sensitive member
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20th Nov 2011 9:03 am |
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iain cooper Member Since: 27 Aug 2007 Location: north of Glasgow Posts: 1989 |
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20th Nov 2011 9:41 am |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
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20th Nov 2011 11:15 am |
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