chicken george wrote:

hide the keys and the knob heads find you, in my mind then can have the keys aslong as they f off (and take Mrs g with them )

Oh dear, that's either burnt scones or a scratch

taztastic wrote:

I don't know why none of the manufacturers havn't introduced something like a pin code via the keypad as an extra measure.
I sympathise with the OP and hope we all learn a lesson of were to leave keys, had they not been in the door it would not have happened.

My parents had a box to enter a pin code to start his Saxo, why I have no idea, but after a few months it was easier to work out the code as four of the buttons became polished and well used and the rest as new.

athelstan wrote:

taztastic wrote:

Yorkshire is a crime, they stole most of my county, the vagabonds

They stole a lot of my county - and continue to make claims on the north east of Derbyshire. There are currently two such claims before Parliament that have been running since 1986. Current claims include the whole of the Hope Valley.

They're a bunch of land grabbing sheep stealers masquerading as travelling van dwelling peg sellers.

Hurrah for the neo swiss.

Yorkshire for ever! Independence for Yorkshire  There's always a way forward!

2008 Freelander Td4 GS - Stornoway Grey - Now Gone - Sob
2011 Freelander Td4 GS 150 - Rimini Red - in its place - Better x far x 4!!

If you still have 1 key fob the cars existing programme will be erased, 1 new key will be programmed and existing key reprogrammed. A new lock barrel fitted to n/s door and 2 new phisical keys supplied.
Missing unit will be totally useless but could be reprogrammed if ever found. All FL2's (3) Gone
2011 Mercedes C180 CGI Gone
FL2 GS Auto SD with heated leather, factory tints, alloy spare and a few other bits.

Finger/eye regognition is next.
Wont be long before it's on production cars Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

Pegleg wrote:

Finger/eye regognition is next.
Wont be long before it's on production cars

urine sample will be next

RRS drivers have to give a blood sample, if its not blue the car wont start  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

chicken george wrote:

RRS drivers have to show their anal sphincter, cos they're full of

mioow At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

I'm told (by a coach driver) that the top coach models now have weight recognition built into the seats - if it detects the wrong weight it won't start. Don't know how it would cope with a greasy spoon breakfast. Could be he was just pulling my lower limb though.

A surgeon customer who brought his car to garage for repairs after theft/vandalism. stolen radio etc made this comment when we spoke about the chopping off of hands in some countries

"given the priveledge of doing the opperation I would do an additional one which would prevent any follow up generation of the thieving b------s" All FL2's (3) Gone
2011 Mercedes C180 CGI Gone
FL2 GS Auto SD with heated leather, factory tints, alloy spare and a few other bits.