npinks wrote:

Saw the winners going public, big mistake


I've already posted 4 begging letters

sod posting, im hand delivering mine...

and when i get there and the old man answers the door im gonna hold out my arms and shout "Dad!!!!!!!! remember that affair you had in the 70's?" Should be worth a couple of million to keep my gob shut.....

 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

chicken george wrote:

The queen isnt selling her properties at the moment My chickens do roam the country, in plastic bags in the back of peoples cars, then a spot of sunbathing in the oven delicious.

15,000 where released only last night

Funniest thing you have posted for months CG

Mind you, anything is an improvement, had to happen one day