As the title says What is the crappiest car on the road (in use) in your area?

I recently seen parked North shore Blackpool a Austin Allegro (didn't get the reg) it was light green body with a red bonnet & 2 blue doors, a right shed too so not a restored classic or anything.

Some of the local 'Tough guy' yobs cruise around in a white and rather rusty and old nissan micra with a big exhaust tied on with zip ties

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There's a brand new Nissan Juke just down the road from me that is a contender

But if we're talking old and crappy then there is a Austin Maxi local to me that is like a moving advert for Hammerite and exhaust bandages. It probably kicks out more co2 in a week than both my cars do in a year and it's road tax exempt  For a free country, it does seem pretty expensive these days.

We have a brand new bright red Honda CRV just down the road which I rekon is a good contender for this title  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

CG beat me to it.

thats because I'm good looking and fast.


unlike pinkies motor  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Check out this saxo, no doubt driven by Mr Knobhead

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LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey

Heard that CG, your also apparently known as 'Mircowave' cos you're done in a second!

chicken george wrote:

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Have you not mastered Parallel parking yet then?

Worst car I have seen was of an unknown make but it was new, small and looked like Jack nicholson had chopped a big wedge out of the back with a chain saw.
Looked a bit like the old Ford Anglia with the inward sloping rear window (only not as pretty )
The side of it looked like it was made from a set of squares bolted together.
Caught up with it to try and get the make but could not read it all. Offset your Carbon emissions by boycotting Baked Beans and all Green Vegitables.

Just had a look on google and the Telegraph have a top 20 worst cars.
All I can say is that the reporter must wear Brown Cordroys and Clarks Polyveldt shoes or even worse, "Sandals".
3 of the 20 include Range Rover, Audi Q7 and Porsche Cayenne.
Must also be a member of the Anti 4x4 brigade. So much for unbiased reporting. Offset your Carbon emissions by boycotting Baked Beans and all Green Vegitables.

Thanks maybe I will win again  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Looks like a Pearly King or Queen  For a free country, it does seem pretty expensive these days.

This is a Wind-Up......
Those of us with Model Making experience know that this is a High Density Polystyrene Airfix Kit.
Assembled with some skill and artistic licence.
It was then photographed, uploaded to Photoshop, cropped and then inserted into a stock photo of a Car Park.

You can fool some of us part of the time and part of us some of the time, but you cant fool all of us part of some of the time.  Offset your Carbon emissions by boycotting Baked Beans and all Green Vegitables.