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 Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
 1st Jan 2025 12:19 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,
Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the nex ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
1st Dec 2024 11:41 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams,
I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out. Let me out.
The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, ... |
| Any idea what this is? |
Lightwater
19th Nov 2024 8:25 am
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Forum: Technical · Replies: 10 · Views: 727 · Subject: Any idea what this is? |
....rip it out? If it doesn’t do anything? 
Wifey says that! |
| Scratches on watch face |
Lightwater
16th Oct 2024 6:52 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 5 · Views: 564 · Subject: Scratches on watch face |
| Get the watch maker to replace with sapphire crystal. The watch I use all the time for a decade has no scratches on the sapphire crystal but the stainless body does. |
| What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
Lightwater
16th Oct 2024 9:09 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 15 · Views: 1129 · Subject: What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
There was also a 2.0L "i4" petrol, only sold in certain markets, eg Australia etc...
I seem to remember 'Lightwater' (forum member) has one.
the one to steer clear of is the "eD4& ... |
| Rust proofing doors |
Lightwater
8th Oct 2024 3:45 am
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Forum: Maintenance & Modifications · Replies: 6 · Views: 613 · Subject: Rust proofing doors |
Inside of door.
https://www.freel2.com/gallery/albums/userpics/18500/normal__MG_2160.jpg(Acoustic insulation is my doing) |
| Plastic clips |
Lightwater
3rd Oct 2024 2:39 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 8 · Views: 840 · Subject: Plastic clips |
| I can have the ceiling down & back up in 30 minutes. Sounds like they may only be working 6 to 12 minutes per hour to me. |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
29th Sep 2024 11:42 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Putin is at a loss with his armies getting stomped in Kursk and in desperation he summons the ghost of Stalin:
Stalin: Why have you summoned me?
Putin: Help! The Nazis have returned to Kursk and ... |
| Tailgate closure problems. |
Lightwater
29th Sep 2024 11:38 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 6 · Views: 623 · Subject: Tailgate closure problems. |
For a moment there I thought I had missed another feature for 9 years!
Maybe some info here: https://www.aulro.com/afvb/freelander-1-a/133955-2001-freelander-1-rear-window-problem.html |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
28th Sep 2024 12:51 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Too many time zones
Medvedev calls putin, nervously telling him that it would be a good idea to get rid of time zones altogether.
"Why"? putin asks
"I fly to another city, call ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
27th Sep 2024 1:07 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
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| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
24th Sep 2024 4:13 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
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| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
21st Sep 2024 12:56 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2150 · Views: 934834 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
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| Gearbox: Punch / Jerk forward when lifting off the brake. |
Lightwater
20th Sep 2024 8:14 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 7 · Views: 625 · Subject: Gearbox: Punch / Jerk forward when lifting off the brake. |
I get these sudden jerks very occasionally, over the decade (paid cash for the new car). Seems to happen a few times then goes away for 6 months or so.
Mostly coasting to the lights, but also somet ... |
| EVs vs ICE |
Lightwater
19th Sep 2024 9:41 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 61 · Views: 4680 · Subject: EVs vs ICE |
Had first car 18 years, same for second car. The Freelander only 10 years old.
In 2016 wired the garage with 3 phase for next car.
Probably I will wear out quicker than the Freelander. No point ... |
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