Remember your first time together???

What would you have done differently?

Spent more time with foreplay, stoking and carressing before firing her up? (mines a she but you can call 'it' what you want )
Been more careful that everything was in working order before having an embarrassing moment?
Taken photos?
Done it in the mud?


The dealer has just called me to say she (Stornoway grey GS+Leather and Sunroof) is being delivered to me next Wednesday.

Do I take the day off and take her to Brighton?

Yours - excited as a teenager on a promise.

Scotster.

I would only do one thing differently ....have mud flaps fitted.... kinky i know

Yes take 'her' to Brighton a great place for a dirty weekend and close to the south downs for a bit of off roading .....don`t forget to take protection you wouldn`t want to have an accident would you Good Luck hope its all you imagine it to be

I took a couple of days off to pick up my car, and drive round the next day,dfinately worth it. Nothing worse than sitting at work, looking out the window at a brand new car, wishing you were sat in it

Just my thoughts, sorry, no innuendos though

Rich

Unless your beloved is a lesbian keep clear of Brighton...I'm not homophobic but if your FL2 is a straight girl you will just want to give her a good going over yourself. Finding out what makes her tick, what she likes, and her dislikes Taking up up a rough dirty track might be a bit much on your first outing.....I suggest you get comfortable with each other first before going up the mud route....not only for her benefit but yours too..you don't don't want to go somewhere you shouldn't, even if she is happy to!!!

With innuendos

have a nice comfortable drive

and change the badges to the ones on eBay

Enough already!

I'll defo take the day off and spend some quality time with her.

Now ........how to keep her secret from the wife?...

scotster wrote:

Enough already!

I'll defo take the day off and spend some quality time with her.

Now ........how to keep her secret from the wife?...

..........Brighton full of lesbians - that's a bonus isn't it


My advice is to take some spare lubrication - just in case things need easing at the start. A shovel is also a good idea, in the event you get stuck up a dirt track

THIS TOPIC HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR - INNUENDO OVERLOAD

yeah - you're right.

It should be swiftly pulled..........

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I would like to say scotster started a valid topic here,

wanting to know what the best way to treat a lady such as his brand new FL2

Some more immature forum members have to continually bring the forum back down to the seedy levels of their mind, YES you KNOW who YOU are

I must say I am very disappointed, by all the advice that has been given

scotster ignore them all and listen to me

Drive her tender, drive her hard, driver her round like the car she is, a LANDROVER FREELANDER 2 the best money can buy But remember Every wholes a goal

Anyway I'm disgusted, so Im off to Volvo

say hi to mountain when you get there .......tell him to come back we miss him

Take pictures the first day for when you have those "remember when" conversations with 'her' in the future; and remember the 'best 4 by 4 by far' isn't just for Christmas she's for life!! So no more playing the field.

bring some PROTECTION like RAIN COAT you wouldn't know if it starts to rain we all know SHE want to get WET and DIRTY but not you I guess!  Do Not Follow Me...You Can't Go Where I Go!!!

.....up in the tree!!!