**Please note this is not aimed at the minor yobs who with help could be rehabilitated etc**

Anyway, I read a story a while back about 2 'hard as nails' youths armed with knives who tried to mug a bloke when he left the local chippy. Unfortunately for them, he was a serving member of the SAS. He used his right fist to smash both their faces in whilst holding a tray of chips in his left hand and not dropping a chip. The yobs were later arrested for attempted robbery.

Having read yet another nasty yob story who smirks when leaving court because of soft punishments, I have had a plan...

Find the most run down estates in the country that contain evil yobs (the sort that would stamp on a pensioners face and laugh) then deploy the SAS.

Yobs think they are 'hard'. If you look up 'hard' in the dictionary it says see 'SAS'

If I was given the authority to deploy them it would be great, they would be in and wiping the horrid waste of space yobs off the face of the earth before they knew what had hit them.

They could be deployed again and again until all the nasty drugged up thieving scumbags were dealt with.

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Sorry, I have no love of yobs, but from your rant you definately need medication and therapy!

dunroof wrote:

Sorry, I have no love of yobs, but from your rant you definately need medication and therapy!

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I was a team member on a SWAT team for 8 years, and had the good fortune of receiving training from 2 retired SAS fellows. Tough as nails they were, and could close down a pub still standing.

I'd rather take a wee into an industrial fan than pick a fight with an SAS bloke.

I completely agree. Get rid of the scumbags....with a taste of their own fear tactics.

Although from what I just read the SAS are currently in a v embarrassing situation in Lybia.

Jeez, agreed.
But where did that come from.
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Anything happening involving the SAS in Lybia has to be authorised by the ConDems! The usual farce when they could have apparently just flown in and not turned a hair. How embarrasing.

love the idea, i think sniper training should also be involved at some point.

There is a guy I know in the North East called "John Barrass" who teaches and trains in various martial arts. He has had many interesting meetings with Chav's. He seems to attract them like a magnet.

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dunroof wrote:

Anything happening involving the SAS in Lybia has to be authorised by the ConDems! The usual farce when they could have apparently just flown in and not turned a hair. How embarrasing.

if it wasn't so serious! Jesus, what a rabble, couldn't organise a .... up in a brewery. The product of public schools and certain elevated Universities that still have a showboat entrance exams to enable them to justify who they pick and choose.

I mean, you can't get more absurb than Prince Charles getting into Cambridge with one A level in Art, but hey ho, he passed the entrance exam, so come on down Charlie. The rest of the Royal family are equally as thick and gain entrance to Uni's on the basis of, well, nothing really. But then they go into the RAF and do a 2 year helicopter course in a matter of a few weeks and polished off his training by ferrying him and his brother in a Chinook to a stag party in the Isle of White. Isn't that theft of a helicopter and fuel?

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dunroof wrote:

if it wasn't so serious! Jesus, what a rabble, couldn't organise a .... up in a brewery. The product of public schools and certain elevated Universities that still have a showboat entrance exams to enable them to justify who they pick and choose.

I mean, you can't get more absurb than Prince Charles getting into Cambridge with one A level in Art, but hey ho, he passed the entrance exam, so come on down Charlie. The rest of the Royal family are equally as thick and gain entrance to Uni's on the basis of, well, nothing really. But then they go into the RAF and do a 2 year helicopter course in a matter of a few weeks and polished off his training by ferrying him and his brother in a Chinook to a stag party in the Isle of White. Isn't that theft of a helicopter and fuel?

I'd of thought you'd show a little more support for the Prince of Wales-eh taffy?
Personally I think the royals do a sterling job promoting this great land across the world and should be applauded, Anyone disrespecting the royals should be hung for treason

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'Anyone disrespecting the royals should be hung for treason'
What, even Andrew and ex Fergie?
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