poster of the year awards my nominations:-

best poster ... That tennis player scratching her arse
best short film (special needs category). ... Pinky
battery advice. ... S A george
use longest words to baffle/confuse ... Athelstan
Traitor, left us for a D3 ... Dave
Made me laugh ... Mrs Dave
Land rover PR ... The doctor
Best scones ... Mrs G
least humour ... Mr Bling
most inventive way to waste 10minutes ... Mr struts rear light clusters
Biggest Tw&t ... That bloke in Ripon who scratched my car
Best sponsoring dealer ... The one that gives me the best price in March
Best car on forum ... read the poll and weep boys
Best use of 2 stroke oil ... In my chainsaw cutting logs for the home fire.
The greyest, grumpiest, old fart on the forum ...AndyC
2nd most Sanctimonious Zealot ... CG
Finally the kodak techno-color special award for services to depth of colour and shine... goes to ....................Santorini black  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Last edited by chicken george on 28th Dec 2010 10:33 am. Edited 3 times in total

Definitely for Mrs G’s Scones

Yay I won

I would like to thank My mother who without, all this would not be possible...... Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

You missed one

The greyest, grumpiest, old fart on the forum  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

Interesting Analysis

CG you forgot yourself:

Sanctimonious Zealot (only the inane construe word's to be "long")

CG, dont mean to be rude, but are you an unemployed chicken farmer or do the chickens look after themselves and/or do you have a complusive disorder that means you have to post everyday?

Nice post CG and not one mention of a 'tugger' or your repugnance of said persons who do such dastardly deeds

I would like to nominate yourself for the best wry/dry humour in posts, always gives me a chuckle

dunroof wrote:

CG, dont mean to be rude, but are you an unemployed chicken farmer or do the chickens look after themselves and/or do you have a complusive disorder that means you have to post everyday?

Farmers recon they work hard but he's somehow managed 6582 posts (mostly recurringly themed though so won't take much thought I suppose)

chicken george wrote:

poster of the year awards my nominations:-
Finally the kodak techno-color special award for services to depth of colour and shine... goes to ....................Santorini black

+1 for this, i wonder which colour mine is ?

^ You mean it's so bland you've forgotten already

dunroof wrote:

CG, dont mean to be rude, but are you an unemployed chicken farmer or do the chickens look after themselves and/or do you have a complusive disorder that means you have to post everyday?

He has sent them all to the Sainsburys death chamber and is now awaiting arrival of thousands of small fluffy chicks to fatten up

That's probably why he has time on his hands and not chicken excrement  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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I'm still waiting for the posters....
1000 words doesn't weight like a picture...
And until now, only words...
Drive safe!

Ok Alex for you

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Good, good!
One down, 16 more to go...
Keep them comming, keep them comming!