my sticker would say "if you can read this its because I'm not a caravanning traveller thief" At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

The only option to Freel2.com must be "I've got a Tiger in my Tank" (one for the oldies )
Which probably has been the most popular car sticker of all  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

Disagree Andy, I reckon it was the Michelin Man (another one for the oldies )

And to get even sadder, anyone remember the old tune 'pom pom pom pom, Esso Blue!' Was that kerro or parrafin? We Don't Care About Pot Holes !!

How about "WARNING - if you go in the back of me I will SUE for whiplash!" 

mattbridge wrote:

and yes it is virtually flat and yes I know how to drive and yes her in doors had a very smug, superior grin on her face pulling me to the road !

Ouch! Now that's embarrassing, my street was very much like that last week but on a decent incline, at one point I nearly had to tow my dad's stuck Merc with my Z4 which would have made for a much more unusual scene.  Blue

The best sticker for the rear of a Land Rover which was often displayed on the Defenders had to be
"Don't Follow Me, You Won't Make It"

For those with towbars, as seen on a Defender in Cornwall "Attach all stuck Nissans, Subarus (etc.., etc..,) here."

W.D.C.A.P.H. wrote:

Disagree Andy, I reckon it was the Michelin Man (another one for the oldies )

And to get even sadder, anyone remember the old tune 'pom pom pom pom, Esso Blue!' Was that kerro or parrafin?

I guess your right - Michelin Man "sticker" is still in use

 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.