how do you know it tastes like chicken ?

oh i see,,, you've tasted the real thing...

ad15 wrote:

how do you know it tastes like chicken ?

oh i see,,, you've tasted the real thing...

Pol Roger was Winston Churchills favourite champagne and he knew a thing or two about drinking , I don't think he drank chicken though, oddly enough its a rare substance as birds don't pee.

Cue birds peeing jokes.......

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Junior wrote:

ad15 wrote:

how do you know it tastes like chicken ?

oh i see,,, you've tasted the real thing...

Why would I have tasted the real thing?

Do I detect an underlying Homophobic current to this bullying behaviour towards me?

your exact words were" eurrghh pol roger tastes like chickens "

the only way you'd know that was to have tasted it,

and why all the homophobic accusations,, i've got plenty of gay friends and none of them drink chickens that i am aware of,,

really have no idea why you keep accusing me of being homophobic...i've made as many homophobic statements as i have about being an astronaught,,,=NONE!!

I have a mate whose dog licks then trys to say Hi by licking people faces

Anyway more importantly

CG if i was to feed a chicken loads of water, and since they are unable to do I?

A) Get a chicken water bomb?
B) A chicken with the ?
C) A Supermarket Chicken Breast?
D) a dead chicken? Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

birds dont have bladders to save weight for easier flying, all waste products are ejected out of the rear end, usually as they take off (not chickens obviously). Often they are above a newly polished car as they take off and the combined product ejected is particular corrosive ..leading us unto a paint protection topic and bringing the thread back on topic as it is a hit and run offence  At work
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I have to admit that reply is pure genius!!

My two pennies worth on the escalated discussion regarding the garden centre incident is, that the get over it and deal with it attitude, because of the realities of the modern day police and justice system, is quite frankly, the wrong one to have. The overtone should be one of sympathy for our fellow member, because it's true that none of us would like it done to ourselves. I for one am personally hit hard when the 'unforeseen' bills of just a few hundred pounds come at you and I bet there's many with average pockets like mine in the same boat. Having a wrong committed against you in that context, can be even more of a bitter pill to swallow than the financial hardship though and I don't think it's unreasonable to expect help from the authorities with the offence.

Going back to the Barclays comment....could it be that the Police are wrong then and that the Garden Center would have to release the CCTV footage after all?

kezman,,, i do believe you've hit the nail on the head..

as for the pollice etc,, i've moved on, we tried and tried at the time to get the footage, to no avail, even a friend of mine is very good friends of the manager and he couldnt prize it from them, it would point to it being her ( or one of hers) that did it..

my solution is to boycott that garden centre, it doesnt mean much but as i was a trade customer it adds up to a good chunk of business that i've taken to another garden centre, i also make sure when my customers ask about the dent i tell them where it happened...

two member of my immediate family are police, have spoken with them plenty about it,,, there's stuff all i can do,,

funny that some of my comments have been taken as homophobic..... yet some of the comments directed at me amounted to insults towards my family..

thanks for the support

kezman50 wrote:

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect help from the authorities with the offence.

Even if it gets to court you don't always get compensated for the damage if you win, about seven years ago the vehicle I was in was attacked by a guy who was off his head on drink and drugs, the Boys in Blue arrested him at the scene (it took six of them to hold him down) among with other things he was also charged with was Criminal Damage to the amount of £1400 to the vehicle I was in, it went to coiurt and he was found guilty of all charges and ordered to pay along with a fine the £1400 damages to cover the repairs, he was ordered to pay £1.75 per month after two months the payments stopped and it we never received anymore, didn't bother to waste anymore time or money on it.

er yeah sorry about that, resend me your bank details and I will re-commence the payments  At work
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chicken george wrote:

er yeah sorry about that, resend me your bank details and I will re-commence the payments

CG High on Drink and Drugs and six bobbies to arrest him

A druggie in our village went on a rampage and it took several bobbies to flatten him, they ended up parking a car on (over) him to make restraining him easier. nutter  At work
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