My list

1.3 Morris Marina - Midnight Tulip with White Grill - 1st car and first crashes!!
1.1 VW Golf Mk1 3 door - Kermit Green - engine gave up the ghost so put a new one in and sold it to my brother
1.6 VW Golf Mk1 5 door - Went like the proverbial - effectively a GTI without the badges. Rust got to it in the end but not before I sold it!! (sorry)
1.3 Vauxhall Astra Mk 1 3 door - hammered this all over spectating at Rallies. Motorbiker ran it to it the night before I was due to trade in against...
1.3 Vauxhall Astra Mk1 5 door - metallic green - looked after this one!
1.2 Vauxhall Nova Mk1 3 dr Antibes special edition in Red - fitted a Janspeed exhaust to this one (as you do) and hammered it all over!!
1.4 Vauxhall Astra Mk 2 5 door in white - just when fuel injecton came in - absolutely gutless!
1.9 TDi Renault Secenic Mk1 - Undertaker Blue - got this when the kids came along - loved it and the space
1.9 Tdi Scenic Mk2 - Kiwi green - Friday car - dealer couldn't fix - got shut after 12 months - big disappointment
2.0 dti Vauxhall Zafira - Mk1 Red - Excellent - loved this one kept it for 3 yrs then...
1.9 dti Vauxhall Zafira Mk2 Blue again - Another friday car - did more miles in dealers courtesy car than this one - finally traded against the FL1 but had...
1.6 Mazda Roadster (Mx-5) Jap import - weekend car - thrashed it everywhere with the top down whatever the weather - If you ever get chance to own one of these with the pop up headlights then give it a go.
2.0 TD4 Freelander SW Mk 1 - Rimini Red - Loved this car but it was 'taken from me' after 15 months - see my Gallery hence my forum name!
2.2 TD4 Freelander 2 - current car and very pleased with it
200tdi Disco mk 1 3 door -Uriah - just to keep the dints off the Freely!!

Yes I liked my Vauxhalls but I LOVE my Land Rover!!!!

Sure I've missed one somewhere in there! There's always a way forward!

2008 Freelander Td4 GS - Stornoway Grey - Now Gone - Sob
2011 Freelander Td4 GS 150 - Rimini Red - in its place - Better x far x 4!!

Ford Capri MkI 1600XL Red
Ford Cortina MkIV 2.0 Ghia Brown
Rover SDI 2600S Burgandy
MG Metro 1300 Metallic Blue
XR2 MkII Red
Vauxhall Cavalier MkII 1.6GL Red
Ford Escort MkIII 1.4 LX White
Ford Orion MkIV 1.4 LX Blue
Ford Mondeo MkI 1.8LX Blue
Land Rover Disocvery Series I TDi S Blue
Audi A6 C5 1.8SE Dark Green
Audi A3 8P 2.0 TDI SE Met Blue
Land Rover Freelander2 TD4 HSE Black 

gumdrop wrote:

A proper classic

Great car  ______________________
2010 GS Galway Green Manual (now sold)

jp wrote:

J T wrote:

Didn't anyone else have an Escort Van with mattress in the back, with a graphic equalizer for show. It was used to pick up the more discerning young ladies in our part of Essex.

"YES" I DID. for about 5 years. Hung my TY250 on the back of it (traveled everywhere in it) Covered Approx 80,000 miles in it and only ever serviced and mot'ed it. Sold it with 240,000 miles on the clock for £750 less than I paid for it. Those were the days. When the vans rocking don't come Knocking.

Spooky, I hung my Yamaha I.T. 175 Endruro on the back of mine.

WOW there are some long list of cars from the other posts. My list isnt that long

Ford Sierra Azura 1.6 Silver
Ford Escort LX MkV 1.6 Black
Ford Mondeo LX MkII 1.8 Green
Hyundai Coupe SE Gen3 Facelift 2.0 Blue - Good looking car but quite heavy and not as quick
Honda Civic Type S GT 1.8 iVtec Blue - Great car and a awesome revving engine, loved it but fancied something different.
Land Rover Freelander 2 GS Td4 Black

Skoda Estelle ( ex Rally Team)
Skoda Estelle (130 RS)
Citroen AX GT
Citroen AX GTI
Renault 19 16v
Pug 306
Focus
LR Series 2a
Disco 2
LR 90(still got)
Hyundai Tucson
Freelander 2

Yes I've herd all the Skoda jokes  2009 FL2 GS
1985 90Tdi

Escort Mk1 1100cc
Mini 1000cc
Toyota Corrola Estate
Transit Van (mobile Disco)
Another Trasit Van (still doing mobile Disco's)
Mini Metro
Renault 21
Escort Mk3
Golf GTI
Vauhall Senetor 3.0 (nice car)
Vauxhall Frontera
Vauxhall Omega
Jeep Cherokee 4.0 (nice car)
Pug 306
Freelander 2
Discovery 3 ______________________
2011 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8
2012 FL2 SD4 Auto HSE
2013 Kawasaki Versys 650

Don't know the 'versions' of my old cars:

- VW Polo 1.0cc
- Ford Escort 1.6
- Toyota Camry 3.0 Auto
- Toyota Carina GTi
- Lexus IS220d
- Freelander 2 HSE Auto

iangam wrote:

Skoda Estelle ( ex Rally Team)
Skoda Estelle (130 RS)
Citroen AX GT
Citroen AX GTI
Renault 19 16v
Pug 306
Focus
LR Series 2a
Disco 2
LR 90(still got)
Hyundai Tucson
Freelander 2

Yes I've herd all the Skoda jokes

A round up of old jokes won't do any harm though  What if there were no hypothetical situations?

awd wrote:

Wow this will go back:

Garelli moped

That was fun

Forgot my Austin 12 1934 (Still have the old girl)

The Garelli, bought mine new I think I paid about £86 for it and it cost me £7.50 to insure it fully comp for the year.
PBH 84M in Blue street version not the Moto Cross one. I know were it is at the moment as the guy I sold it still has it in his dad's barn. It was 6volt electrics and if you went over 40mph at night it would blow the headlight so we used to put a 12 volt lamp in the rear and if you ran it at any length at 50mph they would melt the end of the spark plug.

Those were the days.  p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior

Isnt this a MKII of this thread - Its all been said before long long ago  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

Who can beat owning a Yugo 45 it was great

An original Fiat 500 came pretty close!

FR2471 wrote:

Who can beat owning a Yugo 45 it was great

vauxall chevette 2D 1.2 silver
vauxall chevette 4D 1.2 red (even the interiour...)
(both lefthand drive...)
opel corsa 1.2 blue
opel corsa 1.2 dark red
opel corsa 1.5 D grey
opel corsa 1.5 TD appelblue-seagreen
opel corsa 1.5 TD appelblue-seagreen (no error, 1st one only did 6 days,1200 km before total loss)
opel vectra 1.7 TD 4D purple (dark)
opel vectra 2.2 TD silver
LR FL 1 SE TD4 silver
LR FL2 S TD4 zermatt zilver
First car in 1985, some of these didn't survive very long... Fl2 zermattsilver TD4 S man