Pleased to report that Aberdeen is still here, we have a wee bit of snow. What annoys me is that the 3 weeks we had about 10 inches of snow over christmas and new year, we only had one gritter up our road. Today we get about 2cm and a gritter shows up

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chicken george wrote:

, I've never mixed well with the Welsh

Strange that, The welsh and Yorkshire folk have at least One major thing in common sh rs

and none of that goes on in Cumbria??? At work
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chicken george wrote:

and none of that goes on in Cumbria???

Yeh but they don't let me join in cos I'm a Manc, I hold the coats

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As a Yorkshire man I am quite upset by the slure's spouted about sheep liasons, evrybody knows we have more class than to get involved in that.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece What if there were no hypothetical situations?

I don't know. You can read that article again and again, it is just fantastic on so many levels. If I saw some bloke doing a goat, the last thing I'd think of doing is call the police. I'd be laughing my tits off!! Anyway the police would be to busy to attend making sure that people aren't blowing their nose or eating a sandwich in their cars (the sickos) rather than goat molestation!!! Bloke claims he is gay.... But thought he'd try a goat on for size... The goat was "subdued" but it was hard to tell the long term effects!!! it'll need councilling. It'll be telling it's friends about that one time.... Sorry I just think it is quality. And then to top it all off, his friends are pulling his leg... No Sherlock!! Hi Darling, I'll be home in 10 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again...

How funny is that

a few bits:

"Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home"

"horrified commuters"

"A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury."

"British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

"Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it."


HA HA you dirty goat fu ker

A farmer near me, did a late night check of his pig shed and found a tramp making easy with one of the pigs...true story At work
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WTF

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lack of women who sleep with tramps - yes,
lack of women who sleep with chicken farmers - no  At work
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