Chicken George, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs. CG kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so CG could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favourite rooster was Gordon and a very fine specimen he was too; but on this particular morning CG noticed Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all!

CG went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer CG's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

CG was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The Result? The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon? Chris

Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon?


No, but I once met a naked chicken called George.......

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Gordon Brown is a cock , Is he still in power or has he run away to hide???? At work
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Be careful of what you wish for .......would you rather Harriet were in charge or worse Peter? 

or that smug cow expenses rip-off merchant ... Hazel Blears. I wanna shake the hands of the (quote)"it was just kids on a hot afternoon with nothing better to do." who trashed her car. Sanctimonious self-servng smug irritating dwarf.  Chris

Who will claim for the repairs on the expenses as it was a constituate (sp?) who did it  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis